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Take my wife....Please! Bad WoWs jokes....

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My wife, the battleship....she's got big guns..

My wife is like a battleship in bed......she's got strong belt armor to defend against torpedo attacks.

Is your wife German?  'Cause she's got big  DDs.

 

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5 minutes ago, gmrbull said:

She takes massive AP pens

Vulnerable to torpedo attacks from the stern......

Likes to play "Leaky Submarine".  She's the submarine, and I'm the panicky sailor trying to plug all her holes.......

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22 minutes ago, Chobittsu said:

Ummm... something something something seamen?

Then giving birth to a baby DDG

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A BB near me after some near misses said "Hell I am all wet"

My response: "The last person to say that to me was my g/f"

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2 hours ago, Chobittsu said:

Ummm... something something something seamen?

"It's long, hard, and full of seamen" -- Jingles, describing the Okhotnik

 

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On 17/03/2018 at 12:08 AM, Gojira420 said:

My wife, the battleship....she's got big guns..

My wife is like a battleship in bed......she's got strong belt armor to defend against torpedo attacks.

Is your wife German?  'Cause she's got big  DDs.

 

Tag, you're it......

I was holding it together until DDs...I'm secretly 5 years old hahahaha :Smile_teethhappy: I feel like these puns are so bad you need a chat ban sir! (joking!)

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