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CriMiNaL__

I might play CV again

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Yep you can believe it, I'm going to play CV again, and I suck at it, it seems its ok to not be a good CV player.

I will not spot for you

I will not stop his torp bombers

I will steal your kills, as there is like nothing better than dropping 6 torps on a ship with 500 health

Report me all you like

Abuse me in chat all you like, as I will be "no abla"

I will scream (no abla, no abla)  in chat when I have a DD on me and require assistance especially when I have not spotted the DD for the team.

I will not move and be an easy target 

My capt skills for this cv will have expert marksman, as I am to cheap to re skill the capt from a BB

I will fly my planes over our DD so the other CV spots our DD

I can buy every CV back except the Hak so no tier below 4 is safe (I owned them all ages ago, cept the Hak)

I will wait in cue for 5 minutes and have a 4 vs 4, and strongly deny it by using  "no abla"

So if you see me on your team, know this, your chit out of luck.

I will torp myself to deny anyone from team killing me.

I will auto drop 

I will not strafe 

In fact I will disable my alt key by removing it from the KB

If you think this is a troll post, wait till you see me in a CV, you will see the truth to it.

And I can simply feel at home in my field of potatoes completely unawares 

 

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Whatever man, It's just a game. Maybe you would be better off taking a little vacation, start a garden, maybe take up Yoga, seems to work for my wife.

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2 minutes ago, DarkStormy said:

Whatever man, It's just a game

My sentiments exactly 

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2 hours ago, CriMiNaL__ said:

Yep you can believe it, I'm going to play CV again, and I suck at it, it seems its ok to not be a good CV player.

I will not spot for you

I will not stop his torp bombers

I will steal your kills, as there is like nothing better than dropping 6 torps on a ship with 500 health

Report me all you like

Abuse me in chat all you like, as I will be "no abla"

I will scream (no abla, no abla)  in chat when I have a DD on me and require assistance especially when I have not spotted the DD for the team.

I will not move and be an easy target 

My capt skills for this cv will have expert marksman, as I am to cheap to re skill the capt from a BB

I will fly my planes over our DD so the other CV spots our DD

I can buy every CV back except the Hak so no tier below 4 is safe (I owned them all ages ago, cept the Hak)

I will wait in cue for 5 minutes and have a 4 vs 4, and strongly deny it by using  "no abla"

So if you see me on your team, know this, your chit out of luck.

I will torp myself to deny anyone from team killing me.

I will auto drop 

I will not strafe 

In fact I will disable my alt key by removing it from the KB

If you think this is a troll post, wait till you see me in a CV, you will see the truth to it.

And I can simply feel at home in my field of potatoes completely unawares 

 

NOT  me   not until WOWs fix the CVs for REAL  ! ! ! ! 

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Your 'location' gave me a good laugh. Thanks for that.

Back on topic - yes please! If possible, I'd like to encounter you in my CV. Being the dominant CV is the best.

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I don't doubt that you'd actually do it. But it looks like you've played CV enough to know how difficult it is to do everything for everyone all of the time. Basically the list of demands amounts to a super unicum CV captain.

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3 hours ago, CriMiNaL__ said:

Yep you can believe it, I'm going to play CV again, and I suck at it, it seems its ok to not be a good CV player.

I will not spot for you

I will not stop his torp bombers

I will steal your kills, as there is like nothing better than dropping 6 torps on a ship with 500 health

Report me all you like

Abuse me in chat all you like, as I will be "no abla"

I will scream (no abla, no abla)  in chat when I have a DD on me and require assistance especially when I have not spotted the DD for the team.

I will not move and be an easy target 

My capt skills for this cv will have expert marksman, as I am to cheap to re skill the capt from a BB

I will fly my planes over our DD so the other CV spots our DD

I can buy every CV back except the Hak so no tier below 4 is safe (I owned them all ages ago, cept the Hak)

I will wait in cue for 5 minutes and have a 4 vs 4, and strongly deny it by using  "no abla"

So if you see me on your team, know this, your chit out of luck.

I will torp myself to deny anyone from team killing me.

I will auto drop 

I will not strafe 

In fact I will disable my alt key by removing it from the KB

If you think this is a troll post, wait till you see me in a CV, you will see the truth to it.

And I can simply feel at home in my field of potatoes completely unawares 

 

I'm sad to hear that you feel that way but then again I think 50% of the CV drivers actually do play that way so I kind of understand what this post really is about

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