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I want to see you Gascogne memes. Please place them here. I'll get started with a lovely song created by @LittleWhiteMouse:

 Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gascogne

Stuck in development Hell

Ev'ry ship here'd love to be you, Gascogne

Knowing how well you will sell.    

There's no ship in port as admired as you

You've got guns with all of the range

 When released folk will forget Richilieu

Though we know you're subject to change.

 

Ohh....

 

 No one's slick as Gascogne

No one's quick as Gascogne

No one's belt is as incredibly thick as Gascogne! 

For there's no battleship half as manly

 Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Bogue, Sims or Langley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on! 

 

No one's been like Gascogne!

A king pin like Gascogne!

No other ship's gonna pad your wins like Gascogne!

 As a specimen, yes, she's intimidating!

My what a ship, that Gascogne!

 

Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" 

Gascogne is the best 

Of all the battleships!

 

 No one fights like Gascogne!

Douses lights like Gascogne!

 

In a brawling match nobody bites like Gascogne!

For there's no one as bouncy and tanky 

As you see I've got bow armour to spare

 Not a bit of her scraggly or scrawny

 

That's right!

And ev'ry last inch of her has got anti-air! 

 

No one hits like Gascogne

Matches wits like Gascogne

No one runs down and sinks the Tirpitz like Gascogne!

She's espcially good at belt penetrating!

BAM! Citadel hit for Gascogne!

 

She's a work in pr'gress

Anything can change

This first peek may leave you surprised

Over the next month

You'll see all sorts of change

Her statistics are not finalized!

 

Oh, ahhh, wow! 

My what a ship, that Gascogne!

No one shoots like Gascogne!

 Makes those beauts like Gascogne!

Then goes stomping on PUBBies and n00bs like Gascogne!

 She hits 38 knots when accelerating!

 

My what a ship, Gascogne! 

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But seriously, Gascogne hasn't been sold yet right?

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but the real question is how the higgity hell do i get one? 

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1 hour ago, No_Oniichan_not_my_Cits said:

but the real question is how the higgity hell do i get one? 

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and here a random meme about gascogne

https://i.imgur.com/qR0da5h.gif

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sorry for the poor graphics, I am terrible at these things. Here is my (educational) anti-meme :

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9 hours ago, No_Oniichan_not_my_Cits said:

but the real question is how the higgity hell do i get one? 

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I'm glad you asked:

https://worldofwarships.com/en/news/common/roughly-the-size-of-a-barge/ 

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14 hours ago, Pigeon_of_War said:

I want to see you Gascogne memes. Please place them here. I'll get started with a lovely song created by @LittleWhiteMouse:

 Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gascogne

Stuck in development Hell

Ev'ry ship here'd love to be you, Gascogne

Knowing how well you will sell.    

There's no ship in port as admired as you

You've got guns with all of the range

 When released folk will forget Richilieu

Though we know you're subject to change.

 

Ohh....

 

 No one's slick as Gascogne

No one's quick as Gascogne

No one's belt is as incredibly thick as Gascogne! 

For there's no battleship half as manly

 Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Bogue, Sims or Langley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on! 

 

No one's been like Gascogne!

A king pin like Gascogne!

No other ship's gonna pad your wins like Gascogne!

 As a specimen, yes, she's intimidating!

My what a ship, that Gascogne!

 

Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" 

Gascogne is the best 

Of all the battleships!

 

 No one fights like Gascogne!

Douses lights like Gascogne!

 

In a brawling match nobody bites like Gascogne!

For there's no one as bouncy and tanky 

As you see I've got bow armour to spare

 Not a bit of her scraggly or scrawny

 

That's right!

And ev'ry last inch of her has got anti-air! 

 

No one hits like Gascogne

Matches wits like Gascogne

No one runs down and sinks the Tirpitz like Gascogne!

She's espcially good at belt penetrating!

BAM! Citadel hit for Gascogne!

 

She's a work in pr'gress

Anything can change

This first peek may leave you surprised

Over the next month

You'll see all sorts of change

Her statistics are not finalized!

 

Oh, ahhh, wow! 

My what a ship, that Gascogne!

No one shoots like Gascogne!

 Makes those beauts like Gascogne!

Then goes stomping on PUBBies and n00bs like Gascogne!

 She hits 38 knots when accelerating!

 

My what a ship, Gascogne! 

 

Good job on the song @LittleWhiteMouse.

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On 3/1/2018 at 6:07 PM, Chobittsu said:

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All we need is a picture book to get better?  How do I get a copy??  :Smile_smile:

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3 hours ago, kiwi1960 said:

Once its sold.... will people be singing... "another one bites the dust?

With the finale of "Taps" (or the Last Post) as she sinks beneath the waves.......

Be prepared for peoples signatures to say "Gascogne... Lest We Forget! 2018 - 2018 She arrived to much hype, sunk without so much as a whimper...."

Nah, @LittleWhiteMouse was right. A secondary build in PvE is a lot of fun. Got 4 and then 5 Stars the first two times I did Hermes. Will I take Gascogne into PvP? Only for a specific missions, but since I am a PvE main, I'm having fun.

 

Also I got Richelieu from one of her crates. I went with PT, AR, BFT, AFT with the secondary module. I also trained this captain on Lyon, who has the AA module, and you get 7.5km for the 100mm & 130mm DP guns. Until I can get a dedicated captain for both, this captain will be shared between them.

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On ‎3‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 6:59 PM, Pigeon_of_War said:

I want to see you Gascogne memes. Please place them here. I'll get started with a lovely song created by @LittleWhiteMouse:

 Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gascogne

Stuck in development Hell

Ev'ry ship here'd love to be you, Gascogne

Knowing how well you will sell.    

There's no ship in port as admired as you

You've got guns with all of the range

 When released folk will forget Richilieu

Though we know you're subject to change.

 

Ohh....

 

 No one's slick as Gascogne

No one's quick as Gascogne

No one's belt is as incredibly thick as Gascogne! 

For there's no battleship half as manly

 Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Bogue, Sims or Langley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on! 

 

No one's been like Gascogne!

A king pin like Gascogne!

No other ship's gonna pad your wins like Gascogne!

 As a specimen, yes, she's intimidating!

My what a ship, that Gascogne!

 

Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" 

Gascogne is the best 

Of all the battleships!

 

 No one fights like Gascogne!

Douses lights like Gascogne!

 

In a brawling match nobody bites like Gascogne!

For there's no one as bouncy and tanky 

As you see I've got bow armour to spare

 Not a bit of her scraggly or scrawny

 

That's right!

And ev'ry last inch of her has got anti-air! 

 

No one hits like Gascogne

Matches wits like Gascogne

No one runs down and sinks the Tirpitz like Gascogne!

She's espcially good at belt penetrating!

BAM! Citadel hit for Gascogne!

 

She's a work in pr'gress

Anything can change

This first peek may leave you surprised

Over the next month

You'll see all sorts of change

Her statistics are not finalized!

 

Oh, ahhh, wow! 

My what a ship, that Gascogne!

No one shoots like Gascogne!

 Makes those beauts like Gascogne!

Then goes stomping on PUBBies and n00bs like Gascogne!

 She hits 38 knots when accelerating!

 

My what a ship, Gascogne! 

This poem is nothing personal, its based on an experience with a couple of what I believe to be Gascogne battleships on my flank in a particular battle. I may not be 100% accurate in the account of the whole battle but here it goes.

 

We were capping,

Under fire

On the [C] cap

near the desert

Taking cover

Behind an island

To my surprise when

our BBs were flying!

Leaving us behind!

The counter,

Almost over

The enemy

Over yonder

Giving fire

From no cover

Just me and a destroyer

Taking fire

By foes with no cover!

Gascone! With the Mask on!

Come back and put the task on!

Gascone! With the blast on!

Come back to the action!

He’s so far away

We cant stay

Healths giving way

Red has to pay

Who do you think you are!

Gascone flying off like a shooting star

Your no a kiter

You’re a fighter

With speed to catch the enemy

Not flee

From the capping

From which victory be decide

No caps

No glory

No story

No Yamato to bring worry!

Gascone, with the blast on!

Come back and put the task on!

Gascone, with the Blast on!

Com back we can put the cap on!

Gascone didn’t stay

Didn’t play

The tanking way

Because his speed blast

Put his past

Over and aft

Leaving caps

And cappers

in the past

In a gasp

In a clasp

with his mask

Gleaming past

to the east

Shedding water to the west

Where reds

Has digress

He’s obsessed

With his speed

He forgot about

About the need

For capping

And lifting

the score

With red yonder

Now capping

With cover!

winning the war!

Gascone!

With the Mask on!

Come back and put the task on!

Gascone! With the mask on!

Do so while were alive!

Gascone!

With the Blast on!

Gascone!

With the mask on!

Do not leave our score board behind!

GAscone!

With the Blast on!

You do not shine so far away!

Gascone!

With the mask on!

This is the decisive line!

Gascone!

With the blast on!

This is not the time!

Gascone!

With the blast on!

You have left this battle behind!

 

 

Yours truly

 

Crokodone

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