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...And you totally forgot to do it.

 

WHEREZ MUH BENCHZ WEEGEE?!

 

My Bretagne and Richelieu captains are very tired, and only have hot steel to sit upon. Why, oh WHY, WeeGee, did you forget their beeyooteephul park benches!?

 

(**Disclaimer: Said benches may be there, but my captains, after much weary searching, cannot find them. Of course, they ARE French, sooooo...yeah.)

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2 minutes ago, renegadestatuz said:

I was playing Richy while reading your post :Smile_playing:

Typing while driving, imma report you to the authorities

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3 minutes ago, Ducky_shot said:

Typing while driving, imma report you to the authorities

Can I bribe them with baguettes?

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Just now, renegadestatuz said:

Can I bribe them with baguettes?

It depends on the color, are they light brown or dark brown?

One is legal tender, the other color indicates low social status...

Which one is which I can't remember.

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Reported for putting clickbait in the title

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Th3KrimzonD3mon said:

I'll fry 'em with De Grasse, IT, at least, HAS BENCHZ!

Time to install bench on Richy

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6 minutes ago, Fog_Battleship_NCarolina said:

Reported for putting clickbait in the title

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The post length, IT BURNS! 

(I'm on mobile)

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10 minutes ago, Th3KrimzonD3mon said:

Might I borrow your tools when you're done?

Of course! Everyone needs benches!

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25 minutes ago, renegadestatuz said:

Of course! Everyone needs benches!

I needs benches, you needs benches, they needs benches, e'rbody but WeeGee, apparently, needs benches!

 

In seriousness though, I wonder why those two got skipped when the workers showed up to install the benches? Dockyard strike, maybe?

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6 minutes ago, Th3KrimzonD3mon said:

I needs benches, you needs benches, they needs benches, e'rbody but WeeGee, apparently, needs benches!

 

In seriousness though, I wonder why those two got skipped when the workers showed up to install the benches? Dockyard strike, maybe?

They were sued by the bench company. The corporation in charge of the bench design grew mad when they learned that they were for a video game, then sued weegee.

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Okay....not to sound like a complete moron...but I take it that the clammer for benches has something to do with French ships?  Or am I missing it altogether? :Smile_amazed:

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2 minutes ago, Judge_Doom said:

Okay....not to sound like a complete moron...but I take it that the clammer for benches has something to do with French ships?  Or am I missing it altogether? :Smile_amazed:

Yes, the French BBs on some have park benches on them.

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4 minutes ago, jager_geist said:

Yes, the French BBs on some have park benches on them.

Okay, thats what I thought....now everyone does realize that you cannot have park benches on French ships unless you have street hookers parading back and forth in front of them, if you have been to France, you'll know.  So you all remember how Steven Segal was walking around the deck of the MO?  Same principal....lol :Smile_teethhappy:

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1 hour ago, jager_geist said:

Yes, the French BBs on some have park benches on them.

French ships, period. As far as I can tell, only those two dont have benches.

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Dunkerque doesn't have 'em so I'll not support any others getting benches until my favorite baguette BB gets 'em! :etc_red_button: (Dunk's crew gets tired too ya know)

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29 minutes ago, Th3KrimzonD3mon said:

French ships, period. As far as I can tell, only those two dont have benches.

I have the Dunkerque, Brentage, Normandie, Lyon, Richelieu but can't remember which ones have the benches and which ones don't. It's tough being a French sailor on the benchless ships though. :Smile_Default:

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41 minutes ago, Ghostdog1355 said:

What I enjoyed was paying 1100 doubloons to retrain my 3 French captains

Yeah, that ticked me off a good bit, too.

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