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Please don't rename Steven Segal to John Doe. Anything else is fine.

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John Doe is culturally associated  in the U.S. with unidentifiable dead male bodies, usually murder victims.

The social context is basically a homeless vagrant that is found dead in an alley with a drug needle in his arm.

Change the name, but anything but John Doe.

 

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unidentified_murder_victims_in_the_United_States

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unidentified_murder_victims_in_California#Los_Angeles_County_John_Doe_(1968)

etc

 

PICK ANOTHER NAME PLEASE

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Schmet Lap Doornickel?

sorry... Captain Schmet Lap Dornickel...aye aye!

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They should call him whatever they called the April Fool's sub commander :Smile_great:

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4 minutes ago, pikohan said:

They should call him whatever they called the April Fool's sub commander :Smile_great:

I vote for Jonathan, Viscount Harcourt!

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Ok -- how about Captain RedArsed Howler Monkey.   He was a famous Pirate.   

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It's probably a placeholder while they negotiate the rights to another better known name.

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1 minute ago, Fishrokk said:

Is this where I vote for Boaty McBoatface?

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Was good for a laugh.

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How about....Phineas T. Sixshipkiller :Smile_Default:

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1 hour ago, Cit_the_bed said:

John Doe is culturally associated  in the U.S. with unidentifiable dead male bodies, usually murder victims.

The social context is basically a homeless vagrant that is found dead in an alley with a drug needle in his arm.

Change the name, but anything but John Doe.

 

Context:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unidentified_murder_victims_in_the_United_States

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unidentified_murder_victims_in_California#Los_Angeles_County_John_Doe_(1968)

etc

 

PICK ANOTHER NAME PLEASE

 

Again...

Due to the unanticipated and rather abrupt nature of Segal's removal, it's likely to be a placeholder name until the devs decide on a replacement captain, and finish work associated with implementing him.

So relax.

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1 hour ago, RipNuN2 said:

William Adama.

What I find such a trip, is that Edward James Olmos was in the original Bladerunner; and he looked old then! (The wonders of makeup?)

When I heard he was going to play Adama; my first thought was ‘He’s still alive?!?’

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16 minutes ago, Estimated_Prophet said:

What I find such a trip, is that Edward James Olmos was in the original Bladerunner; and he looked old then! (The wonders of makeup?)

When I heard he was going to play Adama; my first thought was ‘He’s still alive?!?’

He's called the old man for a reason :cap_old:

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