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Funny one liners in game chat

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Great match today, right down to the wire... we had one BB remaining, reds had two ships, dd and zao... the Gearing is streaming HE at the RN BB with the magic heal. As our team heads towards the win, this was the chat:

me: "Your DD can't aim." 

red: "I didn't hire him." 

I found that absolutely hilarious. What a positive take on the match! We won by under a hundred points. Had the Gearing gunned the ship down they would have won. 

 

You got any one-liners from a recent match worth sharing? tiafcy

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I had one the other day that had our team in tears.

BB: hey Yolo_Bagginsz [our mahan], like the name, any relation of Frodo?

Mahan: distant cousin

Mahan: haven't seen him recently

Mahan: [edited] owes me money

Me: That's the real reason he left the shire?

Mahan: Yeah, that was my ring.

 

It was the funniest thing I've seen in chat in a long while.

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43 minutes ago, RedSeaBear said:

Random player; I need Intelligence data. 

Div Mate; Go read a book. 

:Smile_teethhappy:

Funny... I had that yesterday... i replied, "LOOK AT MINIMAP". 

@AJTP89 that was a good one! 

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The best things are when both teams jump onto a joke...

Me: Okay fellas who took the cookies.
Enemy Player 1: Sorry man couldn't help myself
Enemy Player 2: Shut up Carl he doesn't need to know.
Me: So which one of you did? I am not a very happy man right now.
Enemy Player 3: Did you just assume your own gender.
My Team 1: Oh dear cookies and now politics, what is this Congress?
Enemy Team 1: No man I stole the cookies!
Enemy Team 2: What if I wanted to steal them?
My Team 2: FFS guys how about we play the game?
Enemy Team 4: NO! Cookies are so much more important

So frickin stupid but yet so beautiful

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