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Send someone to the Pit of Misery

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Another weekend is here, and you know what that means. Potatoes doing potato things are coming. Sooner or later, you will encounter that one potato that does such a boneheaded play that you want to send him to the Pit of Misery. And when you do get to the sentencing, be sure to end with a "Dilly dilly" to really drive the exclamation home. So who do you send to the Pit of Misery?

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Aoba who yolo torp rushed a Roma and got insta-deleted while not getting a single torp off, to the Pit of Misery! Dilly dilly!

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Myself for my once daily potato move.  Going into a very restricted navigatable area. Then finding a DD. Then Rushing said DD. Then remembering I was on my Montana not the Missouri so there was no Radar. Then after severe eating of Torps ( Where do some DD store all these torps) realize that I changed the manual secondary armaments to some sort of damage control.....

dily dily

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Weekend is Guilio Cesare Time!!!!!

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I already did. The Amagi who "hunted me down" while I had Henri IV. Between the fires and AP salvos I'm sure it was miserable. To finish him off I rolled up and torped him for the last few thousand HP. Could have just done one last salvo but I wanted to make a point.

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The Bismark who couldn't hit a stationary target. Shokaku was pinned on the map edge. He undershot, he overshot. Then later he missed a ram to sink their last ship and win. He was sunk, we lost.

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I'm already in the pit of misery. It's called the stock New Orleans, and it's horrid.

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Have been spamming Co-op with the HSF Harekaze today for the collection containers.

Win-win-win, yada-yada... until.... there are three boats left. Greens have a half-health DD at A, and a half-health Algerie sitting in C. The Reds have a full health NC. Greens hold A and C, Reds hold C and D. Reds have a small point lead. 

Our DD heads for C. We need to Cap or stop one of their point timers until we have the lead... then avoid the NC. The Algerie is just sitting in C. I tell him to go Cap D. The NC cannot cover both C and D. He cautiously moves to D. Good. Our DD Caps C. We move into the lead. OK time to get cautious. OH, Yeah there is a raging storm reducing visibility to 8k. As the DD finishes capping C he runs smack into the NC as he is exiting the Cap. He puts 5 torps in the NC and eats a bunch of 16" shells. The reds are back in front, but we have three Caps and the Algerie is half way through capping D. The NC is headed toward C. Tell the Algerie to turn East and finish capping heading away from the NC. We will have all 4 Caps, and win easily.

Nope. The Algerie pours on the coals and takes off in pursuit of the NC. I guess he assumed it was hanging by a thread. He comes into view. The NC is about 1/3 health. The NC fires his aft turret, and reduces the Algerie to about 1/3 health as well. The Algerie breaks contact and goes dark... OK, whew... theeeennn he turns around and charges back to where the NC disappeared. We are well ahead on points by now. The NC has also turned around and within seconds of spotting the Algerie again deletes him for a Red win. 

JC on a bicycle... Algerie Captain, I'd like you to go with Brad, he is going to take you on a tour of, "The Pit of Misery"

"Pit of Misery", Dilly, Dilly!

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