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I've Trapped All Over This Land

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This song isn't fiction. I used to be a mammalian taxonomist and a scientific research museum assistant curator.

I've Trapped All Over This Land

A parody of "I've Trucked All Over This Land" by Bill Fries and Chip Davis

 


Well, I've dug a hole and found a vole
'Neath the Oklahoma sun
I've chased the dew and I've caught a shrew
In a Colorado run
I've seen mice howl and flee the owl
At Big Bend, on the Rio Grande
I've traveled a lot of this U. S. A.
'Cause I've trapped all over this land

Well, I've skinned a skunk and 'twernt even drunk
Down close to New Orleans
I laid a coyote low in New Mexico
Chased rats on the Kansas plains
I've been to the end of this land and back
With a compass and walking stick in my hands
I've passed the tests and got my MS
'Cause I've trapped all over this land

Well, I've trapped all over this land
From the Platte to the Rio Grande
I've led what you might call a lonely life
But I've trapped all over this land

{Instrumental}

I've heard the wail of the red-tail hawk
In Northern Mexico
I've raced a flood and barely won
In the land where Pancho Villa was known
I've traveled down the Oregon Trail
And camped in a redwood stand
I've loved the best and tolerated the rest
But I've trapped all over this land

I've trapped all over this land
From the Platte to the Rio Grande
I've skinned and prep'd a whole lot of mice
Cause I've trapped all over this land

{Instrumental}

I've takin' a march and climbed an arch
Under a scorching Utah sun
I've canoed up in the woods of Maine
And there had me some fun
In Georgia I thought I did all right
For the likes of a wanderin' man
I've paid the price of a trappin' life
But I've trapped all over this land

Well, I've trapped all over this land
From the Platte to the Rio Grande
I've led what you might call a lonely life
But I've trapped all over this land...

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