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Someone Saved my <bleep> Tonight

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Someone saved my <bleep> tonight

A parody of "Someone saved my Life Tonight" by Elton John

 

 

When I think of that Warships fight
Here's highlights
Was almost curtains for me in the little ship Vampire
What a battle lord you really should have been there
I was shivering like a princess perched in an electric chair
And there's one more cap
But they don't want me near it anymore
Torpedoes gone crazy lately
My friends out there going down to the ocean's floor

Then someone saved my <bleep> tonight, sugar bear
They almost had their hooks in me, this I feared
They nearly had me torped and fried
Locker-bound, kryptonized
Death's message whispered in my ear
Then you came by
And I was then free to fly
Fly away, high away bye bye

I'd fought for what seemed like hours
Yet here I cowered
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by this unicum-heavy scene
Just a pawn out-played by a chessmaster's queen
It's four o'clock in the morning
Dammit, they just gave it to me good
I'm sleeping with the fish tonight
Saved in time, thank goodness you were still alive

Someone saved my <bleep> tonight, sugar bear
They almost had their hooks in me, this I feared
They nearly had me torped and fried
Locker-bound, kryptonized
Death's message whispered in my ear
Then you came by
And I was then free to fly
Fly away, high away bye bye

And I would have walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to a strategy gone wrong
Paying up my warships dues forever
They'd be coming in the morning with a hearse to take me home
Someone saved my <bleep> tonight, someone saved my <bleep> tonight
Someone saved my <bleep> tonight, someone saved my <bleep> tonight
Someone saved my <bleep> tonight
So save your strength and run the field you play alone

Someone saved my <bleep> tonight, sugar bear
They almost had their hooks in me, this I feared
They nearly had me torped and fried
Locker-bound, kryptonized
Death's message whispered in my ear
Then you came by
And I was then free to fly
Fly away, high away bye bye

Edit: This was based on a game I played just now. I literally was writing this parody as I played it. We won, BTW.

Edited by Snargfargle
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