8,801 [PSP] Snargfargle [PSP] Members 13,673 posts Report post #1 Posted January 28, 2018 (edited) Someone saved my <bleep> tonight A parody of "Someone saved my Life Tonight" by Elton John When I think of that Warships fightHere's highlightsWas almost curtains for me in the little ship VampireWhat a battle lord you really should have been thereI was shivering like a princess perched in an electric chairAnd there's one more capBut they don't want me near it anymoreTorpedoes gone crazy latelyMy friends out there going down to the ocean's floor Then someone saved my <bleep> tonight, sugar bear They almost had their hooks in me, this I feared They nearly had me torped and fried Locker-bound, kryptonized Death's message whispered in my ear Then you came by And I was then free to fly Fly away, high away bye bye I'd fought for what seemed like hours Yet here I cowered A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams I'm strangled by this unicum-heavy scene Just a pawn out-played by a chessmaster's queen It's four o'clock in the morning Dammit, they just gave it to me good I'm sleeping with the fish tonight Saved in time, thank goodness you were still alive Someone saved my <bleep> tonight, sugar bear They almost had their hooks in me, this I feared They nearly had me torped and fried Locker-bound, kryptonized Death's message whispered in my ear Then you came by And I was then free to fly Fly away, high away bye bye And I would have walked head on into the deep end of the river Clinging to a strategy gone wrong Paying up my warships dues forever They'd be coming in the morning with a hearse to take me home Someone saved my <bleep> tonight, someone saved my <bleep> tonight Someone saved my <bleep> tonight, someone saved my <bleep> tonight Someone saved my <bleep> tonight So save your strength and run the field you play alone Someone saved my <bleep> tonight, sugar bear They almost had their hooks in me, this I feared They nearly had me torped and fried Locker-bound, kryptonized Death's message whispered in my ear Then you came by And I was then free to fly Fly away, high away bye bye Edit: This was based on a game I played just now. I literally was writing this parody as I played it. We won, BTW. Edited January 28, 2018 by Snargfargle 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
