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Scare

A parody of "Hair" by the Cowsills

 


She said, "At the slip, that's such a scary ship
She's scary noon and nighty night night
Her scare (that's a fright), she's scary high and low
But don't ask me why, cause I don't know
She's gonna knock 'em dead, like the Grateful Dead"

Darlin'

Give me a ship with scare, long beautiful scare
A shining, gleaming, steamin' Action Jackson
Send 'em down to there (scare), ain't gonna sail no longer (scare)
Here, baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
Scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare
Know it, show it, if the engine stops we'll tow it, my scare

Let it sail in the breeze and the enemy flees
They all be a-beggin "please" to my scare
Her home is the seas, a sight to behold, her masts full of birds
There ain't no words for the beauty, and the splendor, and the wonder of my
Scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare
Know it, show it, if the engine stops we'll tow it, my scare

Look close, it's long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy
Ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied

(I'll have to tell the crew they're slackin' off a bit on ship maintenance)

Oh say, can you see my ship if you can then her camo's "snort" 

Down to here, down to there, down to there?
Down to where? It stops by itself
Don't never have to cut the engine
'Cause it stops by itself

Oh, give me a ship with scare, long beautiful scare
A shining, gleaming, steamin' Action Jackson
Send 'em down to there (scare), ain't gonna sail no longer (scare)
Here, baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
Scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare
Know it, show it, if the engine stops we'll tow it, my scare

Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare
Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare
Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare
Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare

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