12,715 [PSP] Snargfargle [PSP] Members 19,325 posts Report post #1 Posted January 26, 2018 Scare A parody of "Hair" by the Cowsills She said, "At the slip, that's such a scary ship She's scary noon and nighty night night Her scare (that's a fright), she's scary high and low But don't ask me why, cause I don't know She's gonna knock 'em dead, like the Grateful Dead" Darlin' Give me a ship with scare, long beautiful scare A shining, gleaming, steamin' Action Jackson Send 'em down to there (scare), ain't gonna sail no longer (scare) Here, baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy Scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare Know it, show it, if the engine stops we'll tow it, my scare Let it sail in the breeze and the enemy flees They all be a-beggin "please" to my scare Her home is the seas, a sight to behold, her masts full of birds There ain't no words for the beauty, and the splendor, and the wonder of my Scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare Know it, show it, if the engine stops we'll tow it, my scare Look close, it's long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy Ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming Streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka dotted Twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied (I'll have to tell the crew they're slackin' off a bit on ship maintenance) Oh say, can you see my ship if you can then her camo's "snort" Down to here, down to there, down to there? Down to where? It stops by itself Don't never have to cut the engine 'Cause it stops by itself Oh, give me a ship with scare, long beautiful scare A shining, gleaming, steamin' Action Jackson Send 'em down to there (scare), ain't gonna sail no longer (scare) Here, baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy Scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare Know it, show it, if the engine stops we'll tow it, my scare Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
