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I Ain't no Teamkiller, Son

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I Ain't no Teamkiller, Son

A parody of "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

 

Some players come here, seem ready to make their mark
Whether it be red, white or blue
And when they show up, it's "Hail to the chief"
But then they point thier cannons at you, lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no teamkiller, son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't nearly that dumb

Some folks are born gaming mouse in hand
Learn to keyboard before they're two, yeah
But when there's actual work to be done
Well, good luck in getting them to help you 
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no lazybones, son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no purp unicum

Yeah, yeah
Some wargamers only play the arcade game now
They think that history's a bore, lord
And when you ask them, "How much balance do you need?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! y'all

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no teamkiller, son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't nearly that dumb, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no lazybones, son, no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't nearly that numb, no no no

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I have been twice, The player was such a POS and killed two team mates on the first one.

The second one, ran into me (twice) shot at me(Once) shot torps(once) and shot three others. I shot him. he died

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Had a player spamming "Get Back, Get Back" for minutes on end, when I told him to shut up, he torpedoed me, twice.

I laughed, and told him to enjoy pink.

The accidental teamkillers make me madder than the deliberate ones do, accidental TK's are just failure to pay attention most of the time, while the deliberate ones are usually signs of someone who can't handle life as a whole; they aren't going to be around long anyways.

I think what is probably the MOST annoying and aggravating is that WoW could fix this completely, and with almost no problem, by treating friendly fire hits like they have in some events; it just doesn't do any damage. I have no idea what motivates them to keep a mechanic in place that they themselves punish players for; makes no sense to me.

But hey, all you players who get so mad at other players out there that you just HAVE to kill them, wear that pink with PRIDE!

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