2,735 [PSP] Snargfargle Members 6,610 posts 9,547 battles Report post #1 Posted January 25, 2018 (edited) Please Let me Win! A parody of "Don't Fence Me In" by Cole Porter and Robert Fletcher Oh, give me points, lots of points, let me be dark red no more Please let me win Let me glide through the tides of the wargame I adore Please let me win Let me be the awesome gamer who everyone loves Listen to the murmer of the talk of the forums I ain't yet been a unicum, not ever, so I beg on my knees Please let me win Just turn me loose, let me paddle 'em in battle Underneath the sunlit skies In my warship, let me plunder, let me sunder 'Til I see my game stats rise I want stats dyed to the tinge where purple commences Then I'll gaze at them all until I lose my senses I can't look at orange now and I can't stand yellow Please let me win {Instrumental} Just turn me loose, let me paddle 'em in battle Underneath the sunlit skies In my warship, let me plunder, let me sunder 'Til I see my game stats rise I want stats dyed to the tinge where purple commences Then I'll gaze at them all until I lose my senses I can't look at orange now and I can't stand yellow Please let me win Edited January 25, 2018 by Snargfargle 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,009 dmckay Members 4,671 posts 6,775 battles Report post #2 Posted January 25, 2018 Pretty good. I was a Roy Rogers guy not a Gene Autry guy as a kid. Also a Cisco Kid guy.....now that's dating myself. Paladin also. "Have gun will travel".....if ya pay me enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,097 Stauffenberg44 Members 3,576 posts 6,989 battles Report post #3 Posted January 25, 2018 Whenever I am the last player standing in a battle... I certainly don't play it, but I have that damn Bee Gee's song going through my head: AND NOW IT'S IN YOUR HEAD FOR DAYS. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
84 [WOLF9] Hiro804 [WOLF9] Members 167 posts 3,846 battles Report post #4 Posted January 25, 2018 hmmm, Gene Autry...Rudolph the red nosed reindeer! Your deserve a real pat on the back for your really clever lyrics. Rock on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,735 [PSP] Snargfargle Members 6,610 posts 9,547 battles Report post #5 Posted January 25, 2018 29 minutes ago, dmckay said: Pretty good. I was a Roy Rogers guy not a Gene Autry guy as a kid. Also a Cisco Kid guy.....now that's dating myself. Paladin also. "Have gun will travel".....if ya pay me enough. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,735 [PSP] Snargfargle Members 6,610 posts 9,547 battles Report post #6 Posted January 25, 2018 27 minutes ago, Stauffenberg44 said: Whenever I am the last player standing in a battle... I certainly don't play it, but I have that damn Bee Gee's song going through my head: AND NOW IT'S IN YOUR HEAD FOR DAYS. When I was a paramedic I also was a CPR instructor. You do chest compressions to the beat of that sing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,735 [PSP] Snargfargle Members 6,610 posts 9,547 battles Report post #7 Posted January 25, 2018 18 minutes ago, Hiro804 said: hmmm, Gene Autry...Rudolph the red nosed reindeer! Your deserve a real pat on the back for your really clever lyrics. Rock on! Thanks. Someday I'll run out of both oldies and ideas but not quite yet. The people in the game come up with enough antics to write a comic strip about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,009 dmckay Members 4,671 posts 6,775 battles Report post #8 Posted January 25, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, Snargfargle said: Thanks. Someday I'll run out of both oldies and ideas but not quite yet. The people in the game come up with enough antics to write a comic strip about. As long as this fossil is around I will not let you run out! "I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get no ship killing action" Edited January 25, 2018 by dmckay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,097 Stauffenberg44 Members 3,576 posts 6,989 battles Report post #9 Posted February 14, 2018 On 1/24/2018 at 10:12 PM, Snargfargle said: When I was a paramedic I also was a CPR instructor. You do chest compressions to the beat of that sing. I'll remember that too, thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
