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Please Let Me Win

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Please Let me Win!

A parody of "Don't Fence Me In" by Cole Porter and Robert Fletcher

 

 

Oh, give me points, lots of points, let me be dark red no more
Please let me win
Let me glide through the tides of the wargame I adore
Please let me win

Let me be the awesome gamer who everyone loves
Listen to the murmer of the talk of the forums
I ain't yet been a unicum, not ever, so I beg on my knees
Please let me win

Just turn me loose, let me paddle 'em in battle
Underneath the sunlit skies
In my warship, let me plunder, let me sunder
'Til I see my game stats rise

I want stats dyed to the tinge where purple commences
Then I'll gaze at them all until I lose my senses
I can't look at orange now and I can't stand yellow
Please let me win

{Instrumental}

Just turn me loose, let me paddle 'em in battle
Underneath the sunlit skies
In my warship, let me plunder, let me sunder
'Til I see my game stats rise

I want stats dyed to the tinge where purple commences
Then I'll gaze at them all until I lose my senses
I can't look at orange now and I can't stand yellow
Please let me win

Edited by Snargfargle
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Pretty good.  I was a Roy Rogers guy not a Gene Autry guy as a kid. Also a Cisco Kid guy.....now that's dating myself. Paladin also. "Have gun will travel".....if ya pay me enough.

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Whenever I am the last player standing in a battle... I certainly don't play it, but I have that damn Bee Gee's song going through my head:

 

AND NOW IT'S IN YOUR HEAD FOR DAYS.

 

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hmmm, Gene Autry...Rudolph the red nosed reindeer! 

Your deserve a real pat on the back for your really clever lyrics.  Rock on!

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29 minutes ago, dmckay said:

Pretty good.  I was a Roy Rogers guy not a Gene Autry guy as a kid. Also a Cisco Kid guy.....now that's dating myself. Paladin also. "Have gun will travel".....if ya pay me enough.

Thanks.

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27 minutes ago, Stauffenberg44 said:

Whenever I am the last player standing in a battle... I certainly don't play it, but I have that damn Bee Gee's song going through my head:

 

AND NOW IT'S IN YOUR HEAD FOR DAYS.

 

When I was a paramedic I also was a CPR instructor. You do chest compressions to the beat of that sing.

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18 minutes ago, Hiro804 said:

hmmm, Gene Autry...Rudolph the red nosed reindeer! 

Your deserve a real pat on the back for your really clever lyrics.  Rock on!

Thanks. Someday I'll run out of both oldies and ideas but not quite yet. The people in the game come up with enough antics to write a comic strip about.

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9 hours ago, Snargfargle said:

Thanks. Someday I'll run out of both oldies and ideas but not quite yet. The people in the game come up with enough antics to write a comic strip about.

As long as this fossil is around I will not let you run out! 

"I can't get no satisfaction.  I can't get no ship killing action" 

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On 1/24/2018 at 10:12 PM, Snargfargle said:

When I was a paramedic I also was a CPR instructor. You do chest compressions to the beat of that sing.

I'll remember that too, thanks!

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