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I'm glad bots can't report me.

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Well, this was my second shot at Raptor Rescue. My Dunk was still waiting for an order, so jumped into the Warspite. Tanked a crapton of damage while sticking close to Raptor, and we made it all the way to end. So far so good....then I remembered I had to beat him to the bug out point....Oh crap! 

"Davos! you have to beat him to the circle!"

"I know! Paddle faster Warspite!!!" 

"Put the tea on the fire!"

"I tried that!"

"Cut him off!"

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Well, there goes my insurance rates... but we got four stars out of it, LOL...

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Stupid human, I report you. When I can find keyboard and figure out how to read Cyrillac. Arghh hate humans.

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Really, I am not a sociopath or anything... but I like to imagine bots feel pain.

[PS that Gray Lady can run!]

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There is some WG developer who laughs himself to sleep each night thinking of all the frantic WOWS players having to deal with the AI he programmed for the bots. In several games yesterday the bots sent torpedoes straight at me when there was no enemy ship in sight. I spent more time dodging torps from my own team's bots than I did enemy torps. I guess the bots think "area denial" applies to their teammates too.

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The bots crack me up some games... Just when you think they are dumb, we have an Aoba make a full blown banzai charge at us, torping Raptor, AND me. Yeah, I killed him, but dang! 

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The WG Bots have a reporting system to the supreme leader the queen of the collective. All Bots are one and the queen is many. She rules the collective as her own, she is the collective.

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2 hours ago, Sir_Davos_Seaworth said:

Well, this was my second shot at Raptor Rescue. My Dunk was still waiting for an order, so jumped into the Warspite. Tanked a crapton of damage while sticking close to Raptor, and we made it all the way to end. So far so good....then I remembered I had to beat him to the bug out point....Oh crap! 

"Davos! you have to beat him to the circle!"

"I know! Paddle faster Warspite!!!" 

"Put the tea on the fire!"

"I tried that!"

"Cut him off!"

uYSx5vg.jpg

 

Well, there goes my insurance rates... but we got four stars out of it, LOL...

:Smile_teethhappy: It worked. :Smile_teethhappy:

1 hour ago, Ghostdog1355 said:

Stupid human, I report you. When I can find keyboard and figure out how to read Cyrillac. Arghh hate humans.

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That is what the bots chat to each other. :Smile_teethhappy:

1 hour ago, dionkraft said:

I had this one CO-OP game and I was the ONLY HUMAN as you can see LOL!

 

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I've done that and you can have fun with it as the thread in my sig shows. :)

17 minutes ago, CLUCH_CARGO said:

The WG Bots have a reporting system to the supreme leader the queen of the collective. All Bots are one and the queen is many. She rules the collective as her own, she is the collective.

:Smile_teethhappy:

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8 hours ago, CLUCH_CARGO said:

The WG Bots have a reporting system to the supreme leader the queen of the collective. All Bots are one and the queen is many. She rules the collective as her own, she is the collective.

 

Now I'm gonna have nightmares... :Smile_ohmy:

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