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Dammit, Warships, I Love You!

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Dammit, Warships, I Love You!

A parody of "Dammit Janet" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

 

Player: Hey Warships

WOWS: Yes, Dude?

Player: I've got something to say

WOWS: Uh, huh?

Player:

I really love the...
Skillful way
You beat the other games
That I like to play

WOWS: Oh, oh Dude!

Player:

The ocean was deep but
I swam it (Warships)
The future is ours so
Let's plan it (Warships)
So please, don't tell
Me to can it (Warships)
I've one thing to say
And that's Dammit, Warships
I love you!

The road was long but
I ran it (Warships)
There's a fire in my
Heart and you fan it (Warships)
If there's one fool for
You then I am it (Warships)
I've one thing to say and
That's Dammit, Warships
I love you!

Here's a song to prove
That I'm no joker
There's three ways that
This can go
That's good, bad
Or mediocre
Oh, World of Warships, you
I love you so

WOWS:

Well, it'd be nicer if you paid some cash now
(Oh Dude)
I know that I'm free but, come on, Dude
(Oh Dude)
Fork over some dough now, don't be rude
(Oh Dude)
I've one thing to say and
That's Dude, it's rude, what you do
Oh Dude...

Player: Oh... dammit

WOWS: I'm mad...

Player: Oh, Warships!

WOWS: At you

Player:

But I love you
There's one thing left to
Do - ah - oo

And that's go see the
Man who began it (Warships)
Now, Let's all figure out this conundrum
(Warships)

Founder:

It's all fly, we need all types of players
(Warships)

Player:

Now I've one thing to say
And that's Dammit, Warships
I love you!

Dammit, Warships

WOWS: Oh Dude, you're rude

Player: Dammit, Warships!

Both: I ... love ... you!

Edited by Snargfargle
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Man that was great Snarg. You need to work on the next episode of "The Pall" though, we can't wait to see how HazardDrake does.

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I have a sneaky suspicion that we haven't heard the last twist on RHPs.

 

For instance, Eddy certainly has his imitators in the queue...

 

 

Edited by iDuckman

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