Collegestudentville A parody of "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett   Nibblin' stale nachos,
All tough and yellow;
Look at the cheese, it's all covered with oil.
Go to the fridge now, take out what's there. Wow!
Smell those hotdogs,
They're beginning to spoil. Wasted away again in collegestudentville,
Searchin' for my last dollar of cash.
My roommate claims that I already spent all my pay.
But I don't know, let me look in the trash. Don't know the reason,
Roommate is teasin',
She's showin' me her brand new tattoo.
She's a real beauty,
A Jamaican cutie. Why we're just friends,
I haven't a clue. Wasted away again in collegestudentville,
Searchin' for the class notes that I lost.
Some people claim that a degree's where it's at,
But I think, it might not be worth the cost. {Instrumental} I blew out my old comp,
The thing was a real swamp.
Found my last twenty, took a cruise to the store.
There's some food in the fridge now,
A steak and some more chow.
I'll fry it all up and we'll eat our supper. I've grown old and am reminiscing now,
Thinkin' bout all those years that I lost.
Some people claim that I should have married that girl,
But I didn't, and it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that I should have married that girl,
But I didn't, and it's my own damn fault.