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White Mouse

A (slight) parody of "White Mice" by the Mo-Dettes

 

Mouse so sweetly, so completely, dazzle everyone
A smile like hers should be on show, oh gosh it's such good fun
And there's a lot of other things about her that I like
The only thing that's missing is a thousand cc bike

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be her number one

Her pic' is is tight
And moves alright
It's eyes are violet blue
And if she was a real real girl the guys would marry her

But she's so naughty, sweet and haughty
Forward with it too
So come and visit
Then kiss it, like only lovers do!

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be her number one

She's not dumb
She's on the run for something sweet and tasty
New ships always turn her head
She can't help acting hasty

Now that it's said, it's straight to work
No need to make it harder
She will find plenty nice things to stock her warship larder

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be her number one

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be her number one

She's a bit weird, you know
New ships always turn her head
Come and be her number one!

Smile so sweetly, so completely, dazzle everyone
A smile like hers should be on show, oh gosh it's such good fun
And there's a lot of other things about her that I like
The only thing that's lacking a thousand cc bike

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be her number one

Edited by Snargfargle
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4 minutes ago, 1Sherman said:

Lots and lots of LWM tributes. 

And none that actually summon her so she can see too.

@LittleWhiteMouse

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I just couldn't help posting when I found the song, it's almost not even parody. I probably didn't change ten words other than the person and pronouns. 

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ya'll need lessons on flattering a lady, you do it something like this

"Hey Lwm, i think you have a magnetic personality cuz i'm attracted to you"


OK that was joking, never use that line, you'll either a get smacked, or have a drink and some other unfortunate embarassing scenario unfold.


so assuming the pic i saw right she was indicating she was working out, so dont use a song like Queens Fat bottomed girls  (NO I DID NOT CALL ANYONE FAT!)

But since I think she is a co canadian, and I like living without being introduced to the pointy ends of many sharp objects on a personal level I will just simply say this

HEY LWM DID YOU RECENTLY GET YOUR HAIR DONE? IT LOOKS GREAT



I'll be preparing my grave now.  if I die  @LittleWhiteMouse did it!

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37 minutes ago, xThecanadianx said:

ya'll need lessons on flattering a lady... 

Uh, don't make this weird. I post about LWM because she's popular and people here like hearing about her. Plus you can do so much in parodies with the name "Mousie." Go look at the original lyrics for the Mo-Dettes "White Mice" -- I didn't change more than a handful of words.

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On January 15, 2018 at 10:33 AM, LittleWhiteMouse said:

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Your reviews are well written and one can clearly see that you spend a lot of time on them. Have a good week and make sure not to take time for yourself. 

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Mouse does a scary amount of work on her reviews but I also treasure her appearances in threads, ships in hats and crushing scrubs in OP battleship.

I don't have the talent to express my admiration for her skills in a musical piece though.

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