Froggy Went a-clubbing

[Ensign_Cthulhu]

This one was inspired by @Snargfargle's recent epic three-part tale and relates primarily to the mention of @LittleWhiteMouse and @_Fr0g_ in the same sentence in part 1.  It was too obvious not to be a reference to the old song "Froggy Went a-Courting" and I was driven to do a WOWS version, but in the interests of brevity I have used the foreshortened version I was sung as a child.

Oh, @_Fr0g_ went sailing on a summer's day, a-hum

Frog went sailing on a summer's day, a-hum

Frog went sailing on a summer's day, he met @LittleWhiteMouse on the way, a-hum.

 

"Oh Little White Mouse will you Div. with me, a-hum.

Little White Mouse will you Div with me, a hum

Little White Mouse will you Div,. with me, we'll club the seals so brutally, a-hum.

 

The first to the slaughter was a Novik, a-hum.

The first to the slaughter was a Novik, a-hum

The first to the slaughter was a Novik, it caught six torps and died real quick, a-hum

 

And what do you think they had for supper, a-hum

Yes what do you think they had for supper, a-hum

Oh, what do you think they had for supper, Tirpitzes fried by Conquerors, a-hum.

(end)

[Snargfargle]

Well done, but ya gotta put it to music!

 

[Wowzery]

Thought of this one when I saw it, even sang it that way.

 

[Ghostdog1355]

Snarg is getting some competition

[iDuckman]

And now, here's the rest of the story!  (apologies to Paul Harvey)

 

 

[Snargfargle]

21 minutes ago, iDuckman said:

And now, here's the rest of the story!  (apologies to Paul Harvey)

 

 

That cat's gonna run out of whiskers.

[Wowzery]

I can just see Uncle Pecos singing it this way:

Oh, @_Fr0g_ went s-s-sailing on a summer's day, a-a-a hum

Frog went s-s-sailing on a summer's day, a-a-a hum

Frog went s-s-sailing on a summer's day, he met Nik-N-Nik, L-Ler-Le, @LittleWhiteMouse on the way, a-a-a-hum.

[LittleWhiteMouse]