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Well, you're in a deep pile of...

A parody of "Shaving Cream" by Benny Bell

 

A newbie's sad story I'll tell you
He posted about it a bit
He'd bought him a Premium BB
But he said it's a big pile of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

I requested assistance a few times
But my team was just having a fit
They thought they'd seen a single DD
Ran away, left me deep in the...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

A gamer just came here and complained
With a chat-ban he'd just gotten hit
He didn't deserve it at all
He'd just told them they all played like...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

I don't like the trolls in the forum
Their behaviour gets under my skin
Each time they downvote and flame me
I'd like to tell them that they're full of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

When I was overseas with the army
One day I wasn't feeling so fit
So I went to use the latrine
But the seats were all covered with...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it's 'bout time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

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3 hours ago, Snargfargle said:

Well, you're in a deep pile of...

A parody of "Shaving Cream" by Benny Bell

 

A newbie's sad story I'll tell you
He posted about it a bit
He'd bought him a Premium BB
But he said it's a big pile of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

I requested assistance a few times
But my team was just having a fit
They thought they'd seen a single DD
Ran away, left me deep in the...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

A gamer just came here and complained
With a chat-ban he'd just gotten hit
He didn't deserve it at all
He'd just told them they all played like...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

I don't like the trolls in the forum
Their behaviour gets under my skin
Each time they downvote and flame me
I'd like to tell them that they're full of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

When I was overseas with the army
One day I wasn't feeling so fit
So I went to use the latrine
But the seats were all covered with...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it's 'bout time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

Outstanding Snarg, 12 out of ten.

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