12,714 [PSP] Snargfargle [PSP] Members 19,325 posts Report post #1 Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) Warships Blitz A parody of "Ballroom Blitz" as sung by Sweet Are you ready @Ghostdog1355 ? Uh-huh@Gerbertz? Yeah@1Sherman? Okay Alright fellas, let's go! I've been getting hit so hard It's been doing terrible things to me Wish that they'd just go away Why don't they let me finish capping “C”? Oh, I see the man in the back is driving a ship With camouflage as red as the sun And the Takao in the corner, let no one ignore her Cause we think she might be a unicum Oh yeah! It was too frightening Everybody was fighting And the Red Team was shooting And we all started losing Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah And someone in the chat said everyone attack And it turned into a Warships blitz And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you It'll turn into a Warships blitz Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz You're calling out for some support Nobody's a-coming, what to do? I then try to hurry over But when I get there, ain't nothing left of you And the CV in the back was ready to crack As he watched his squadrons all die But the girl in the corner she ain't talking no smack She could kill you with a wink of her eye Oh yeah! She's Takao electric So perfectly hectic And the Reds started leaving 'Cause their DDs were all sinking Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah And the man in the back said everyone attack And it turned into a Warships blitz And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you It'll turn into a Warships blitz (blitz, blitz, blitz, blitz...) {Instrumental} Oh yeah! The Takao was lightning Everybody was fighting And we commenced to winning And we all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah And the man in the back said everyone attack And it turned into a Warships blitz And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you It'll turn into a Warships blitz Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz It's it's a Warships blitz It's it's a Warships blitz It's it's a Warships blitz Yeah, it's a Warships blitz Edited January 9, 2018 by Snargfargle 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
434 Dasha_Eyes Members 1,052 posts 18,244 battles Report post #2 Posted January 9, 2018 lol I laugh because I imagine him struggling to cap B, a dull pencil angrily jotting down lyrics popping into his head as the radio is blaring.... he's a mad genius that @Snargfargle ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
607 Ghostdog1355 Members 2,857 posts 9,224 battles Report post #3 Posted January 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Snargfargle said: Warships Blitz A parody of "Ballroom Blitz" as sung by Sweet Are you ready @Ghostdog1355 ? Uh-huh@Gerbertz? Yeah@1Sherman? Okay Alright fellas, let's go! I've been getting hit so hard It's been doing terrible things to me Wish that they'd just go away Why don't they let me finish capping “C”? Oh, I see the man in the back is driving a ship With camouflage as red as the sun And the Takao in the corner, let no one ignore her Cause we think she might be a unicum Oh yeah! It was too frightening Everybody was fighting And the Red Team was shooting And we all started losing Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah And someone in the chat said everyone attack And it turned into a Warships blitz And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you It'll turn into a Warships blitz Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz You're calling out for some support Nobody's a-coming, what to do? I then try to hurry over But when I get there, ain't nothing left of you And the CV in the back was ready to crack As he watched his squadrons all die But the girl in the corner she ain't talking no smack She could kill you with a wink of her eye Oh yeah! She's Takao electric So perfectly hectic And the Reds started leaving 'Cause their DDs were all sinking Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah And the man in the back said everyone attack And it turned into a Warships blitz And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you It'll turn into a Warships blitz Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz {Instrumental} Oh yeah! The Takao was lightning Everybody was fighting And we commenced to winning And we all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah And the man in the back said everyone attack And it turned into a Warships blitz And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you It'll turn into a Warships blitz Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz It's it's a Warships blitz It's it's a Warships blitz It's it's a Warships blitz Yeah, it's a Warships blitz ::MESSAGE::RECIEVER, CAPTAIN SNARG:: ::MESSAGE::SENDOR, CAPTAIN GHOSTDOG:: ::SECURITY LEVEL::OPEN CONTEXT:: ::To Captain Snarg, Officers and Crew, From Captain Ghostdog, Officers and Crew of BB DogPound. Myself and the crew are once again honored to be mentioned in one of your parodies. We are presently patrolling the waters off of the coast of Norway in horrid conditions. My first mate Skip and Master Chief Butkuss are going to use this parody to help train the crew as we prepare for the upcoming battle. We like to pipe your music on deck and below for inspiration while we drill. Ever tried to train a crew that has no thumbs? And then some smart azz throws a tennis ball on deck. Chaos. My whole crew and I are pound rejects, runaways and dogs nobody wanted. No conscripts, all volunteers. Have to pay some in Scooby Snacks and sleep in crates. One thing we all have in common (besides stealing a Tier 5 BB) is we love fighting. Any green guys on our side we will help. Red guys, well we are gonna chase you down the street like a Mail Man covered in Alpo. ::<GHOSTDOG 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,080 1Sherman Alpha Tester 6,683 posts 3,338 battles Report post #4 Posted January 9, 2018 I can't believe that you actually mentioned me. I'm probably the most inactive and unlikeable person on the forums and I got mentioned by the latest resident celebrity. Thank you very much. I don't quite know what to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7,039 Skpstr Members 34,409 posts 10,768 battles Report post #5 Posted January 9, 2018 "And the BB in the back, said everyone attack, 'cept me I'm gonna sit and snipe..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
67 [CLAN] Mik6669 Beta Testers 207 posts 17,520 battles Report post #6 Posted January 9, 2018 And here I thought this post was to talk about WoWS Blitz launching on the 18th. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
