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Warships Blitz

A parody of "Ballroom Blitz" as sung by Sweet

 


Are you ready @Ghostdog1355 ? Uh-huh
@Gerbertz? Yeah
@1Sherman? Okay
Alright fellas, let's go!

I've been getting hit so hard
It's been doing terrible things to me
Wish that they'd just go away 
Why don't they let me finish capping “C”?

Oh, I see the man in the back is driving a ship
With camouflage as red as the sun
And the Takao in the corner, let no one ignore her
Cause we think she might be a unicum

Oh yeah! It was too frightening
Everybody was fighting
And the Red Team was shooting
And we all started losing

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And someone in the chat said everyone attack
And it turned into a Warships blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a Warships blitz
Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz

You're calling out for some support
Nobody's a-coming, what to do?
I then try to hurry over
But when I get there, ain't nothing left of you

And the CV in the back was ready to crack
As he watched his squadrons all die
But the girl in the corner she ain't talking no smack
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah! She's Takao electric
So perfectly hectic
And the Reds started leaving
'Cause their DDs were all sinking

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a Warships blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a Warships blitz (blitz, blitz, blitz, blitz...)

{Instrumental}

Oh yeah! The Takao was lightning
Everybody was fighting
And we commenced to winning
And we all started grooving

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a Warships blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a Warships blitz
Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz

It's it's a Warships blitz
It's it's a Warships blitz
It's it's a Warships blitz
Yeah, it's a Warships blitz

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lol

I laugh because I imagine him struggling to cap B,  a dull pencil angrily jotting down lyrics popping into his head as the radio is blaring....

he's a mad genius that @Snargfargle ...

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15 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

Warships Blitz

A parody of "Ballroom Blitz" as sung by Sweet

 


Are you ready @Ghostdog1355 ? Uh-huh
@Gerbertz? Yeah
@1Sherman? Okay
Alright fellas, let's go!

I've been getting hit so hard
It's been doing terrible things to me
Wish that they'd just go away 
Why don't they let me finish capping “C”?

Oh, I see the man in the back is driving a ship
With camouflage as red as the sun
And the Takao in the corner, let no one ignore her
Cause we think she might be a unicum

Oh yeah! It was too frightening
Everybody was fighting
And the Red Team was shooting
And we all started losing

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And someone in the chat said everyone attack
And it turned into a Warships blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a Warships blitz
Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz

You're calling out for some support
Nobody's a-coming, what to do?
I then try to hurry over
But when I get there, ain't nothing left of you

And the CV in the back was ready to crack
As he watched his squadrons all die
But the girl in the corner she ain't talking no smack
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah! She's Takao electric
So perfectly hectic
And the Reds started leaving
'Cause their DDs were all sinking

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a Warships blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a Warships blitz
Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz

{Instrumental}

Oh yeah! The Takao was lightning
Everybody was fighting
And we commenced to winning
And we all started grooving

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a Warships blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a Warships blitz
Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz, Warships blitz

It's it's a Warships blitz
It's it's a Warships blitz
It's it's a Warships blitz
Yeah, it's a Warships blitz

::MESSAGE::RECIEVER, CAPTAIN SNARG::

::MESSAGE::SENDOR, CAPTAIN GHOSTDOG::

::SECURITY LEVEL::OPEN CONTEXT::

::To Captain Snarg, Officers and Crew,

    From Captain Ghostdog, Officers and Crew of BB DogPound.

   Myself and the crew are once again honored to be mentioned in one of your parodies. We are presently patrolling the waters off of the coast of Norway in horrid conditions. My first mate Skip and Master Chief Butkuss are going to use this parody to help train the crew as we prepare for the upcoming battle. We like to pipe your music on deck and below for inspiration while we drill. Ever tried to train a crew that has no thumbs? And then some smart azz throws a tennis ball on deck. Chaos.

   My whole crew and I are pound rejects, runaways and dogs nobody wanted. No conscripts, all volunteers. Have to pay some in Scooby Snacks and sleep in crates. One thing we all have in common (besides stealing a Tier 5 BB) is we love fighting. Any green guys on our side we will help. Red guys, well we are gonna chase you down the street like a Mail Man covered in Alpo.

   ::<GHOSTDOG

 

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I can't believe that you actually mentioned me. I'm probably the most inactive and unlikeable person on the forums and I got mentioned by the latest resident celebrity. Thank you very much. I don't quite know what to say.

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"And the BB in the back, said everyone attack, 'cept me I'm gonna sit and snipe..."

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And here I thought this post was to talk about WoWS Blitz launching on the 18th.

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