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You Never Can Tell

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You Never Can Tell

A parody of Chuck Berry's song by the same name

 

He was a brand-new gamer, and everyone gave him hell
"We don't be needing no noobs here, so go and play somewhere else"
But the kid was no slouch, he knew his stuff and played rather well
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

He had bought himself a Premium, because it was on sale
He's just a noob "wallet warrior," the unicums they did wail
But when the kid got a Kraken, they all wondered "what the hell?"
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

He had learned to aim his guns, and man did he let 'em blast
Two hundred rounds he landed in a match, and that was with a battleship
It wasn't long before his critics, thought that he could play just swell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They bought him a dozen Santa Crates, painted red as a beet
They bought him a dozen more, on his Warships(tm) anniversary
He learned how to video, and became a good CC as well
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

{Instrumental}

He became the best of the gamers, his streams watched far and wide
All the new players loved him 'cause his secrets he did not hide
And every thread he posted in, the thread also did quite well
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Jazzyblaster said:

Haha, this is great! Thanks for posting. :Smile_bajan2:

Thank you. I'd give you a "cool" but I've used them all.

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6 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

Thank you. I'd give you a "cool" but I've used them all.

No worries, I've been enjoying your song parodies that you've been posting. :)

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7 minutes ago, Jazzyblaster said:

No worries, I've been enjoying your song parodies that you've been posting. :)

I'm glad you do. I never know for sure because nobody votes them anymore except for two or three trolls who downvote everything I post.

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