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TL_Warlord_Roff

And now for something completely different

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(sung to the tune of Voltairs "make some crapup")

 

I was cueing up to to fight,  on a winters day
I wonder who it was I'd see coming out to play
The map I got was mountain range the one I hate the best
with OPG and STW and you can guess the rest.

I knew my ship was doomed so I charged into the fray
With my guns spitting firey doom, and torpedo's on the way
I ducked behind an island and much to my surprise
I found the enemy carrier and shot 'em in the side

So complain about the Match Maker, and gripe about the bots
and all the money warriors with premiums in the slot
The Unicums and hackers mean nothing to me
If I find myself in trouble I'll call on my Harakaze.

Budda da dum dum dum badda da dum dum dum.

I finally made it into ranked in spite of the lenghtneing cue
I should know better then to play so late but whats a player to do.
At least they wont out tier me, on that you can depend
but the highest rating on team is me in my tin can!

I charged off on the flank giving position reports
My RPF was on over time and they had me by the shorts
I let fly all 16 fish and then I shut my eyes
When then I heard "double strike!" twice much to my surprise!

So complain about the Match Maker, and gripe about the bots
and all the money warriors with premiums in the slot
The Unicums and hackers mean nothing to me
If I find myself in trouble I'll call on my Harakaze.

Budda da dum dum dum badda da dum dum dum.

I took a break from playing to watch some youtube vids
Featuring awesome players kick'n over some ships
ANd there in front in full color in wide screen none the less
was my little Harekaze all in an awefull mess

I ranted and I raged and said it wasn't fair
they caught playing my favorite ship and put it on the air
Accused me of cheating and not being very nice
The devs got wind of it and banned me for the night

So complain about the Match Maker, and gripe about the bots
and all the money warriors with premiums in the slot
The Unicums and hackers mean nothing to me
If I find myself in trouble I'll call on my Harakaze.

Budda da dum dum dum badda da dum dum dum.

So I played all my ships that I felt like
MY cruisers all got a pass cuz them I do not like
And I'll just stick with DD's on this winters day
And I be a sneaky little bugger once into the fray

its far to late as night as I write all this down
the wife is giving me ugly looks so I'll shut the computer down
I'll bid good night to warships and all my bonny chums
come sun up in the morning I'll give it another run

So complain about the Match Maker, and gripe about the bots
and all the money warriors with premiums in the slot
The Unicums and hackers mean nothing to me
If I find myself in trouble I'll call on my Harakaze.

Budda da dum dum dum badda da dum dum dum.

 

 

Happy Holidays you guys and gals! And thank you for two years of fun!

 

 

 

Edited by TL_Warlord_Roff
removed bad words
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