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My Sweet ARP Takao

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My Sweet ARP Takao

A Parody of "Sweet Transvestite" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

 

It works best if you have the song playing in the background as you read this.

How d'you do, I
See you've met my
ARP Takao, man
You seem a little brought down because
When you looked
You thought she was some candy, man
Don't get strung out by the way she looks
Don't judge a car by its pink slip
She may be bright blue by the light of day
But in a fight she's one hell of a warship

She's just a sweet little cruiser
Hail's from the Arpeggio of Blue Steel ha ha

Why don't you sail her around and maybe blow her horn
You will find out that she's pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
You can watch her torps explode, it's truely looney

I'm glad I entered the constest
Without much protest
I completed it in a bit of a hurry (right!)
It wasn't too hard, no not hard by far, in fact
It wasn't too much of a worry

When I first took her out on the map
My team said "What the hell is that?"
I said, babies, don't you panic
By the white of her lights, it'll all be alright
She is quite a satanic mechanic

She's just a sweet little cruiser
Hail's from the Arpeggio of Blue Steel ha ha

Why don't you stay in the fight? (fight)
She'll be all right (right)
She's b'out my favorite Warships(tm) possession
I've been making a plan
On how to use her and win
And I've got it all worked out and ready

She's just a sweet little cruiser
Hail's from the Arpeggio of Blue Steel ha ha
She's just a sweet little cruiser (sweet little cruiser)
Hail's from the Arpeggio of Blue Steel ha ha

So, come up to the cap
Look closely at the minimap
I see you shiver with antici--
Pation
My hydro will ping
It'll give the DDs such pain
Thus I'll remove the cause
But not the obsession

Edited by Snargfargle
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Took my "Sweet Takao" out for a spin in Ranked. Wasn't at the top of my team but I hunted a DD, defended a cap, capped another cap, got most of a pesky BB that had the team in a crossfire, and lit up a CV for the team to fire at. All in all it was a pretty good game.

 

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Boring?! What kind of weird@ss life do you live where you'd consider RHPS boring?

I first saw RHPS in the army. The theatre was full of snipers, airborne rangers, and special forces LRRPs, and they thought it was hilarious.    

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