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Little Red and Big Bad IronWolfV (a WOWS Parody)

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Little Red and Big Bad IronWolfV, sung to the tune "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs

Owo!

What's that a-lurkin' there, Red, what do I spy?
Why, I think it's a sneaky old IronWolfV

Hey there Little Miss Riding Hood
That old wolf there thinks you're lookin' good
Cause you're everything that a big Iron Wolf could want

Listen to me

Now, Little Red don't be a clown
You and I best get ourselves back to town
When there's a rascally old Iron Wolf around

Owo!

What big gray eyes you have
Gunmetal eyes drive Iron Wolves mad
Ya better watch out that you don't get chased
Maybe I'd better walk with you for a ways now

What in your basket? Chicken? That's cool
But fried chicken makes Iron Wolves drool
Maybe you'd better toss old Iron Wolf a leg
And hand the rest over to me to be safe

Now, Little Red, don't you be mean!
Why do you say you can see through me?
'Cause I'm just a lamb, as innocent as I can be

Owo!

Little Red Riding Hood 
I'd like to kiss you if I could 
But that old Iron Wolf is an eyeing me there so I won't 

Owo!

You tell me that old Iron Wolf's your pet?
And outta here I had better get?
Well if that's what you're gonna say (drat)
I guess I'll just be on my way now

You sure were looking fine
And I thought you would be mine
If you would just see things my way
Before we got to grandma's place
 
But ain't nobody gonna be messin' with you
When there's an Iron Wolf a-protectin' you 
You're more than safe with big bad Iron Wolf around

Owo!

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23 minutes ago, Ghostdog1355 said:

Couldn't help myself on this one Snarg.

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Someone else posted this but it's one of my favorites all the same. It really applies to my parody too. Perhaps I had this in the back of my mind when I wrote it.

 

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This "Little Red" looks like she can darn well take care of herself. And it those few times when she can't, well her Wolfie will handle the baddies quite nicely, thank you.

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Hilarious Snarg, My daughter Paige just got here for Christmas and was wearing a red coat with a hood and I died laughing. She said " you like my jacket and why are laughing?" Said baby I love the jacket just watch out for the wolves!!!

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