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NOTSER? (a WOWS Parody)

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Sung to the tune of LOLA, by the Kinks

I met him on a map just a bit ago
Were you dodge them shells and the splashes look just like fishies 
F-I-S-H fish-ies

He messaged me and he asked to division
I messaged back and said "Who is this?" and he said "@Notser"
"N-O-T-S Not-ser, not not not Not-ser"

Well now I'm not the world's most gullible guy,
It weren't his main account so I asked him why, and he said,
"In-cog-ni-to, in in in-cog-ni-to"

Well, I ain't no noob so I can understand
Why a well-known 'Tuber might not wannna to show his hand
Perhaps, it was him, wa wa wa wa was him
Wa wa wa wa was him

Well, we sailed together and gamed all night
Easily winning fight after fight
He then PM'd me with a bit of glee
And said, "Little gamer, don't you now agree?"

Well, I'm still not the world's most gullible guy
But if you tell me you're good, and then prove you're good
Then who am I to judge if you want me to call you"Notser"
Not not not not Not-ser, not not not not Not-ser

I still had my doubts, but I didn't much care
I just played with him, and he always was good
If he wanted me to call him "The Queen of Sheba" I would

So that's the way that I then let it stay
And I'll always want to game again with so-called "Notser"
Not not not not Not-ser

Noobs will be unicums and unicums noobs
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up 'Tube
Except for "Notser"
not not not not Not-ser

Well I just installed the game a week before
And I never played World of Warships before
But I watched Notser's vids and thought they were cool
And they taught me to play like I was nobody's fool

So if someone wants to pretend that they're him
Well then who am I to say, I guess that they're just a fan
And so is Snargfargle
Snarg snarg snarg snarg Snargfargle 
Snarg snarg snarg snarg Snargfargle....

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is this not a name and shame? why would you even spend time doing this?

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Edited by Zhoyzu
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"Name and shame"??  What's wrong with you?

 

 

I still can't get Snarg snarg snarg snarg Snargfargle  to scan...

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3 minutes ago, Zhoyzu said:

is this not a name and shame? why would you even spend time doing this?

Dude, you really need to look up the definition of "parody" and also carefully study the forum's rules. Just because I use someone's name in a parody, it doesn't mean that I'm "naming and shaming" them.

As far as I know, everyone who has been in one of my parodies has gotten a kick out of it. If they don't then they can tell me and I'll delete the reference to them. However, most people in forum communities like it when others include them in humorous posts because it engenders a sense of camaraderie in the community.

I'm not just blowing smoke here, I've been posting humorous content in forums for over ten years with mostly positive feedback. In fact, on another gaming forum, I was voted "Most important Forumer" and received a collector's edition of the game personally signed by all the developers. Don't believe me? Look at the picture I've attached.4HRoyog.jpg

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No naming and Shaming

Avoid:

Accusing others of being toxic in-game
Accusing others of malicious activity
Accusing others of cheating or using illegal services
Accusing others of trolling on the forums
Claiming to have "reported" someone

 

 

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7 minutes ago, iDuckman said:

I still can't get Snarg snarg snarg snarg Snargfargle  to scan...

Yeah, that was pushing it a bit. That's one reason I'm always "picking" on Notser, his username is so easy to use in a sentence. Of course "duckman" is too... :Smile_teethhappy:

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3 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

I've been posting humorous content in forums for over ten years

TEN YEARS!?  Sh!t, are you old or something?

 

 

And don't even go there!

 

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Just now, iDuckman said:

TEN YEARS!?  Sh!t, are you old or something?

Well, that's after I retired from teaching college too, so I'll let you be the judge of how old I am.

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8 minutes ago, iDuckman said:

And don't even go there!

 

I don't think that I could do any better than this:

 

 

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That's the worse thing I've ever seen! 

 

<bleh bleh>  :etc_swear:

 

 

Now if I could just find a link to the drug episode...

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31 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

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Sorry the song didnt make sense and my brain swapped a few words out on me that changed my perceptions

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12 minutes ago, Zhoyzu said:

Sorry the song didnt make sense and my brain swapped a few words out on me that changed my perceptions

Np problem, thanks for taking the time to read my post.

It may be a little hard to follow my train of thought though so I'll explain a bit.

The story is about a gamer, new to WOWS, who watches some videos made by a really good Community Contributor. He then plays the game only to get asked to join a division by someone claiming to be said CC. He is doubtful because the person who has messaged him is not on the CC's main account but thinks "what the heck."

The new player then divisions with the person claiming to be the CC and finds that the guy is no slouch, in fact he's something of a unicum. The new player still doesn't know, however, if this guy is actually the CC or just a fan who is claiming to be him. However, it really doesn't matter much, as he's just as good.

The new player thinks that the CC's videos are great and have taught him a whole lot and if the person claiming to be the CC is just a fan, well, then they have taught him a whole lot too.  

Edited by Snargfargle

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Christmas time is here

let's go have a beer

let's go have some more

till we're face down on the floor!

HEY

this is just a start,

till we're so drunk we fart,

and puke our guts out lots

laughing until we snot

oh, god I hate xmas time,

why bother make it rhyme?

I got some ships in santa crates,

........  I'm all done here.

 

 

 

 

 

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42 minutes ago, iDuckman said:

Antidote:

 

 

I have a cat. I didn't buy cat. I didn't ask for a cat. I didn't even want a cat. However, I got a cat because it just showed up and wouldn't take "no" for an answer when  told it to "scat."

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I need a word that rhymes with "map" so I'm checking the filter to see if it will let me use "crap." I guess it does -- new song coming up soon!

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Add some more chub and your cat looks like my old girl Garble.  Historical alliteration! 

 

I have a cat too (or vice versa),  Minnie, who clearly believes that she should come before any typing or reading.  Notice the imperious expression.

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