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Blam! (Operation Narai) -- a WOWS parody

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Blam! (Operation Narai) 

A WOWS Parody of "Stand" by R.E.M.
 

 

Escort the ships to the base
Clear the port
Think about objectives
Wonder why you haven't now

Land the Marines at the port
Brave Marines
Think about their wives and kiddies
Wonder why you haven't before

If you are confused, check with your team
If they are good they will know what you mean
Your props are turning to move you around
The islands are there to run you aground

Now look for the lead transport ship
Big green wrench
Think about that circle
Wonder why you haven't now

Now get it in gear and catch up
You just sit
Think about your guns' firing range
Wonder why you haven't before

The bots are going to show up real soon
The forts will appear and shoot out at you
If there's a division, it would be awesome
But mostly it's random, luck of the draw son

Blam! Hear the fort's guns go off
(boom boom boom)
Think about detection
Wonder why you haven't now

Now aim at the fort's base and shoot
Fire your guns
Think about your teammates' hitpoints 
Wonder why you haven't before

{Instrumental}

When playing a Fiji, now you must abort
Tiny AP shells won't damage far forts now
Get close or you'll have to look all around
Alternate targets will surely abound

So blam! (blam!)
Kill them bots
Get yourself a firin'
Wonder why you haven't now

Blam! (blam!)
Now face south
Think about the place you're going
Wonder why you haven't

Give your best support to your team
Now turn east
Bots in that direction
Wonder why you haven't seen

Don't stay in one place for too long
Planes are here
Think about torpedo drops now 
Wonder why you haven't before

Allways recall where you are
Fire your guns!
Allways recall where you are
Come lets win!
Complete the objectives, it will be good
But if you fail, they'll call you a noob
So win!

Edited by Snargfargle
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Love REM (mostly)! 

No it didn't help.  I don't have a Tier 7.  :fish_palm:

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Since I just got 5 stars in this for the first time I thought perhaps some of you could benefit from the "excellent" instruction that the song lyrics provide. :Smile_teethhappy:

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This was great. Just managed a 5 Star in this Operation  in my Scharnhorst first time too 

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5 hours ago, 1Sherman said:

Didn't you post this back when the operation first came out?

It's back out again and I just now got 5 stars in it.

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Fiji puts the OP in that operation...as long as the team takes care of the red transports Fiji can singlehandedly remove the King (& escorts) & the other CV & half the other ships in their base area...all after taking out most of the ships & forts on the way (including the main BB while smoked up).

Makes Narai the easiest of all ops w/the only possible exception the Dunkirk one.

Great job on the lyrics btw...a well deserved +1 as always (even if it is a rehash) :-)

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Narai is not the easiest Op, although it seems that people are learning what is required.

Fun parody!

 

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