12,714 [PSP] Snargfargle [PSP] Members 19,325 posts Report post #1 Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) Fastguns A Parody of "Big Iron" by Marty Robbins To the map of the Two Brothers did a Gamer come to play Hardly spoke to folks in chat, he didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to bump his ship Cause the Gamer there among them had some fastguns on his ship Fastguns on his ship The match had barely started when he sailed into a capHe slowed down and sat there thinking, making sure it weren't no trap"This dude knows what he is doing", came a whisper from each lip"And he's gonna sink the red team with those fastguns on his ship,Fastguns on his ship" On the red team was a Player who was known to have a rep He had ranked out every season and had sunk many a ship Wasn't liked but none dared face him cause they knew they'd sail no more And the Player on the red team sailed the mighty Minotaur Mighty Minotaur Now the Gamer started talkin', made it plain to the green team He had come here from the tubelands goin' to run himself a stream He had heard about the Player and how he had bashed the noobs And he was here to teach that rascal that bashing noobs twern't good Bashing noobs twern't good Wasn't long before the message was relayed to team of red But the Player didn't worry, those who tried before were dead Ten thousand ships and more he'd sank and he'd sink a whole lot more He said the Gamer from the tubelands was no more than a bore No more than a bore A hush fell across the ocean as the two teams stopped their play Unicums were facing off, this didn't happen every day Folks were peerin at their comp's screens, everybody held their breath, Would the Gamer or the Player sink beneath the waves in death Beneath the waves in death The Player started up his radar and thus began the fray And the swiftness of the Gamer still is talked about today The Player couldn't land a shell and his torps the Gamer slipped But the Gamer landed plenty with those fastguns on his ship Fastguns on his ship It was over in a moment and all quickly pressed "PrintScreen" For the Gamer was the fastest unicum they'd ever seen Oh that Player might have sailed on but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the Gamer and those fastguns on his ship Fastguns on his ship Edited April 29, 2021 by Snargfargle 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
607 Ghostdog1355 Members 2,857 posts 9,224 battles Report post #2 Posted December 22, 2017 55 minutes ago, Snargfargle said: Fastguns A Parody of "Big Iron" by Marty Robbins To the map of the Two Brothers did a Gamer come to play Hardly spoke to folks in chat, he didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to bump his ship Cause the Gamer there among them had some fastguns on his ship Fastguns on his ship The match had barely started when he sailed into a capHe slowed down and sat there thinking, making sure it weren't no trap"This dude knows what he is doing", came a whisper from each lip"And he's gonna sink the red team with those fastguns on his ship,Fastguns on his ship" On the red team was a Player who was known to have a rep He had ranked out every season and had sunk many a ship Wasn't liked but none dared face him cause they knew they'd sail no more And the Player on the red team sailed the mighty Minotaur Mighty Minotaur Now the Gamer started talkin', made it plain to the green team He had come here from the tubelands goin' to run himself a stream He had heard about the Player and how he had bashed the noobs And he was here to teach that rascal that bashing noobs twern't good Bashing noobs twern't good Wasn't long before the message was relayed to team of red But the Player didn't worry, those who tried before were dead Ten thousand ships and more he'd sank and he'd sink a whole lot more He said the Gamer from the tubelands was no more than a bore No more than a bore A hush fell across the ocean as the two teams stopped their play Unicums were facing off, this didn't happen every day Folks were peerin at their comp's screens, everybody held their breath, Would the Gamer or the Player sink beneath the waves in death Beneath the waves in death The Player started up his radar and thus began the fray And the swiftness of the Gamer still is talked about today The Player couldn't land a shell and his torps the Gamer slipped But the Gamer landed plenty with those fastguns on his ship Fastguns on his ship It was over in a moment and all quickly pressed "PrintScreen" For the Gamer was the fastest unicum they'd ever seen Oh that Player might have sailed on but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the Gamer and those fastguns on his ship Fastguns on his ship Drove a pretty Stock Car also. Ghostdog approves of this post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
607 Ghostdog1355 Members 2,857 posts 9,224 battles Report post #3 Posted December 22, 2017 Just now, Ghostdog1355 said: Drove a pretty Stock Car also. Ghostdog approves of this post. You get my Santa Crate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12,714 [PSP] Snargfargle [PSP] Members 19,325 posts Report post #4 Posted December 22, 2017 LOL, I thought you were joking! 4 minutes ago, Ghostdog1355 said: You get my Santa Crate? LOL, I thought you were joking! I had no idea no idea how to pick up a Santa crate until just now. Then I noticed that I had two, one from you and one from @CaptGodzillaPig. Many thanks to both of you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7 [-ST-] Barry100_ Members 33 posts 6,483 battles Report post #5 Posted December 22, 2017 Do play wows, or just make these parodies? Like them all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
607 Ghostdog1355 Members 2,857 posts 9,224 battles Report post #6 Posted December 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snargfargle said: LOL, I thought you were joking! LOL, I thought you were joking! I had no idea no idea how to pick up a Santa crate until just now. Then I noticed that I had two, one from you and one from @CaptGodzillaPig. Many thanks to both of you! GodzillaPig is a cool guy. You'll like him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
607 Ghostdog1355 Members 2,857 posts 9,224 battles Report post #7 Posted December 22, 2017 Just now, Ghostdog1355 said: GodzillaPig is a cool guy. You'll like him Pretty good also. Lots ok knowledge. Gotta respect anyone that can combine a Captain, bacon and a fire breathing radioactive 100 ft lizard into a name!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12,714 [PSP] Snargfargle [PSP] Members 19,325 posts Report post #8 Posted December 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Barry100_ said: Do play wows, or just make these parodies? Like them all! Both. I've got some time on my hands at the moment and the muse has bit me it seems. I've about finished up my second album! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
607 Ghostdog1355 Members 2,857 posts 9,224 battles Report post #9 Posted December 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Barry100_ said: Do play wows, or just make these parodies? Like them all! Does he play? Barry he might let you on the deck of one of his ships to shine the "bright work". Go look at his stats ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6,955 [WOLF9] iDuckman Wiki Lead, Privateers 19,096 posts 5,224 battles Report post #10 Posted December 22, 2017 Really good one. I'd never heard the ballad before. Now why is YT finding Billy Jack clips for me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12,714 [PSP] Snargfargle [PSP] Members 19,325 posts Report post #11 Posted December 22, 2017 Just now, iDuckman said: Really good one. I'd never heard the ballad before. Now why is YT finding Billy Jack clips for me? Those YouTube rascals seem to know what I've been humming to myself in my truck, just like Google ads seems to know what I just picked up at the hardware store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
