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Runaground Nub (a WOWS Parody)

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Runaground Nub

Sung to the tune "Runaround Sue," by Dion

 

Here's my story, it's sad but true
It's about a match that I once played
I capped a cap, then turned around
Only to find that I had run aground

Hey hey... woah-a... bom ba ditty...

Well, I should have known it from the very start
My turn rate would a-leave me with a broken heart
Now listen people what I'm telling you
You don't wanna be a runaground nub hey hey

I thought I would cap and I'd just won the race
But then the touch of a shell made me abandon that place
I dodged left and right and I spun around too
And then I got stuck on a rock like a nub

Hey hey... woah-a... bom ba ditty...

On maps where those islands abound
You gotta watch it or you'll run aground
Now people let me put you wise
Situational awarness ain't just for flies
 
Here's the moral of the story from a sailor that knows
Been set on fire now and the fire it still grows
I'm the biggest fool that I ever knew
Why did I have to be a runaground nub?

Yeah, keep away from them rocks
You better know what to do 
Don't be a runaground nub

So you like to run aground huh?
Your team's shakin' its head with a frown
Now people let me put you wise
Watch out for them rocks you guys

Here's the moral of the story from a sailor that knows
Been set on fire now and the fire it still grows
I'm the biggest fool that I ever knew
Why did I have to be a runaground nub?

Yeah

Stay away from them rocks
You know what they'll do now...

Whoa!

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14 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

Runaground Nub

Sung to the tune "Runaround Sue," by Dion

 

Here's my story, it's sad but true
It's about a match that I once played
I capped a cap, then turned around
Only to find that I had run aground

Hey hey... woah-a... bom ba ditty...

Well, I should have known it from the very start
My turn rate would a-leave me with a broken heart
Now listen people what I'm telling you
You don't wanna be a runaground nub hey hey

I thought I would cap and I'd just won the race
But then the touch of a shell made me abandon that place
I dodged left and right and I spun around too
And then I got stuck on a rock like a nub

Hey hey... woah-a... bom ba ditty...

On maps where those islands abound
You gotta watch it or you'll run aground
Now people let me put you wise
Situational awarness ain't just for flies
 
Here's the moral of the story from a sailor that knows
Been set on fire now and the fire it still grows
I'm the biggest fool that I ever knew
Why did I have to be a runaground nub?

Yeah, keep away from them rocks
You better know what to do 
Don't be a runaground nub

So you like to run aground huh?
Your team's shakin' its head with a frown
Now people let me put you wise
Watch out for them rocks you guys

Here's the moral of the story from a sailor that knows
Been set on fire now and the fire it still grows
I'm the biggest fool that I ever knew
Why did I have to be a runaground nub?

Yeah

Stay away from them rocks
You know what they'll do now...

Whoa!

Me last night when I wasn't getting torped!

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