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'Wallet Warrior' (a WOWS Parody)

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"Wallet Warrior" 

A WOWS parody of "One Tin Soldier" by Dennis Lambert and Brian Potter, as sung by "The Original Caste"

 

Listen gamers to a story
That I wrote not long ago
'Bout a player new to Warships(tm)
How they thought the match he'd throw
Bought a York, it was his treasure
First ship that he'd ever owned
But the veteran players doubted 
That he'd ever hold his own

Go ahead and doubt the player
Who has bought a Premium
Call him a nub wallet warrior
Joke and laugh and have your fun
But there won't be any guns a-firin
Over your ship's grave
If when the match is over
"Wallet Warrior" saves the day

Soon the match was almost over
Red Team had them up by eight
Blame it on the wallet warrior!
In the chat Greens cried in hate
Calmly messaged "Wallet Warrior,"
"I will play the best I can"
True to his word, when they perished 
"Wallet Warrior" battled on

Now the Red Team cried in dismay
Who is this that we ignored?
He has just sunk all our players 
"Solo Warrior" his reward
Thought we'd kill him at our leisure
Didn't know he was so good
One by one as his shells landed
 "Wallet Warrior" shot us dead

Go ahead and doubt the player
Who has bought a Premium
Call him a nub wallet warrior
Joke and laugh and have your fun
But there won't be any guns a-firin
Over your ship's grave
If when the match is over
"Wallet Warrior" saves the day

 

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Looking back on some of my early stuff, I think that this is one of my favorites. 

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The scenario in the song is not impossible. I watched a video once where a Minotaur single-handedly sank 10 ships. 

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I seriously love these! :D And this one has an excellent message in it ;)

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