Ain't No Zoup (a WOWS Parody)

[Snargfargle]

Ain't No Zoup

A WOWS parody of "Alley Oop" by Dallas Frazier, as sung by the Hollywood Argyles

(Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup, Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)

There's a man on YouTube that we all know (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)
He started posting vids about three years ago (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)
A better YouTuber we've never knew (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)
Well this cat's name is @NoZoupForYou (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)

He got some cred cause he's a genuine soldier (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)
He can clear, lock-load before you count to four-ah (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)
He wears big ugly hats because he's losing his hair-ah (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)
He likely lost it fighting lions and grizzly bear-uhs (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)

(Ain't no Zoup) He's the meanest 'tuber that we've ever seen
(Ain't no Zoup) He don't like rabbits cause they eat his greens
(Ain't no Zoup) He's the king of the Warships^(tm) scene
(Look at that Zoup man go!!)
(Scream!)

He knows how to separate fact from fiction (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)
He can speak real well because he learned his diction (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) 
The Unicums don't bug him 'cause they know he's better (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)
'Cause he's a keen ship driver and he's learned his letters (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)

(Ain't no Zoup) He's the toughest of the "CC Five"
(Ain't no Zoup) Wears clothes made from mosasaur hide 
(Ain't no Zoup) He's the king of the ocean jive!
(Look at that Zoup man go!!)
(Scream!)

There he goes, look at that Zoup man go
He sure is hip ain't he?
Like what's happening?
He's too much
Sail, Zoupy, Sail
An ichthyosaur!
Jump on him
Ride, Zoupy, ride
Get 'em, man
Like—harpoonsville
New clothes for the Zoup kiddies!

[dmckay]

11 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

Ain't No Zoup

A WOWS parody of "Alley Oop" by Dallas Frazier, as sung by the Hollywood Argyles

(Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup, Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)

There's a man on YouTube that we all know (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup)He started piston' vids about three years ago (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) A better YouTuber we've never knew (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) Well this cat's name is Ain't no Zoup (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He got some cred cause he's a genuine soldier (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He can clear, lock-load before you count to four-ah (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He wears big ugly hats because he's losing his hair-ah (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He likely lost it fighting lions and grizzly bear-uhs (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) (Ain't no Zoup) He's the meanest 'tuber that we've ever seen (Ain't no Zoup) He don't like rabbits cause they eat his greens (Ain't no Zoup) He's the king of the Warships(tm) test-drive! (Look at that Zoup man go!!) (Scream!) He knows how to separate fact from fiction (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He can speak real well because he learned his diction (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) The Unicums don't bug him 'cause they know he's better (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) 'Cause he's a keen ship driver and he's learned his letters (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He's the toughest of the "CC Five" (Ain't no Zoup) Wears clothes made from ichthyosaur hide (Ain't no Zoup) He's the king of the ocean jive (Look at that Zoup man go!!) (Scream!) There he goes, look at that Zoup man go He sure is hip ain't he? Like what's happening? He's too much Sail, Zoupy, Sail Hi-yo ichthyosaur Jump on him Ride, Zoupy, ride Get 'em, man Like—harpoonsville New clothes for the Zoup kiddies!

O wow.  This is an old one.  I bet most here have never heard it. Took me back....way back. Nice job. I was maybe like 12 or less when this was recorded....big hit. Around the time of Louie Louie..I do think.  I gots the real dirty lyrics to that one.  Heh.

[Snargfargle]

I took a bit of artistic license with @NoZoupForYou's name. I hope he doesn't mind. I got most of my material from his vids though -- so he has only himself to blame for the lyrics .

[Ghostdog1355]

39 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

I took a bit of artistic license with @NoZoupForYou's name. I hope he doesn't mind. I got most of my material from his vids though -- so he has only himself to blame for the lyrics .

Snarg as usual that was great. I'm not your groupie.... yet thanks man. You see me ask you about the Monarch for ranked? Got it last night, didn't know if you had played it yet

[Snargfargle]

9 minutes ago, Ghostdog1355 said:

Snarg as usual that was great. I'm not your groupie.... yet thanks man. You see me ask you about the Monarch for ranked? Got it last night, didn't know if you had played it yet

I saw that but am not anywhere near the Monarch. It is interesting though that even though the NC has about the same fire starting capacity of the Monarch, British BBs get enhanced HE penetration like German BBs do. The HE versus AP dynamic in BBs this Ranked season should be interesting.

[Snargfargle]

By the way folks, anyone care to speculate who the "CC Five" are? That is the top five Community Contributors here? I'm putting Zoup at the head of that list because my song muse told me to do so. However, who are the other four? I'd say that Little White Mouse is one but she already has her poem. Who are the other three (or more) that I could write about? 

 

[Wolfswetpaws]

[Almedius]

Another one bites the dust

[Snargfargle]

Since this one got bumped. Here's the most popular song parody I did about Mousie.

https://forum.worldofwarships.com/topic/145822-hang-on-mousie-a-wows-parody/

 

[Wolfswetpaws]

[DEWEY_96_]

No need to be necro'ing old threads.   Locked.