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I am a Battleship (The Battleship Manifesto)

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Time the hear the plea of Battleship Captains.  This is the follow up to “I am a Destroyer”.

 

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Most of the time I'm spotted from orbit or from Andromeda galaxy and I'm usually focused fired like the only blonde during fleet week

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Hahaha this was hilarious! 

 

Love it Zoup!

 

Keep it up :Smile_medal:

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Zoup, I've always been a fan of yours. Now I'm a groupie after watching the video. I've wanted to say those things so often! Just last night I took the Colorado out and had a dd driver talk smack to me about keeping up and supporting. I chatted back "dude I can only do 22 knots, you're 12 kilometers in front of me doing 30.

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7 minutes ago, Ghostdog1355 said:

Zoup, I've always been a fan of yours. Now I'm a groupie after watching the video. I've wanted to say those things so often! Just last night I took the Colorado out and had a dd driver talk smack to me about keeping up and supporting. I chatted back "dude I can only do 22 knots, you're 12 kilometers in front of me doing 30.

Oh yeah...  I’ve heard that one numerous times.  I’m in a mid tier USN BB... speed is not my forte.

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Well done Zoup.  A lot of this needed to be said.

 

I hope you have your asbestos undies on for when the DD Mafia shows up in  3... 2... 1...

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10 minutes ago, NoZoupForYou said:

I’m in a mid tier USN BB... speed is not my forte.

That is a good way to put it.

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Heh, German destroyer reference. 

 

When I saw the title I thought this was going to lead to a "Which Class Are You?" quiz. 

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battleships have strength and weaknesses just like every other class the problem is that the strengths do a really good job of covering up their weaknesses better than any other class your guns have a long reload but you can cripple most ships you shoot at you have a big detection range but it doesn't really matter if you are spotted the only weakness that isn't covered it you are slow ant that isn't really a big deal

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30 minutes ago, JCC45 said:

Well done Zoup.  A lot of this needed to be said.

 

I hope you have your asbestos undies on for when the DD Mafia shows up in  3... 2... 1...

I already gave them a day in the sun with a similiar DD video.

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27 minutes ago, TheBigM145 said:

I assume us Cruiser main are next? 

Oh yeah...

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2 hours ago, skull_122_steel said:

battleships have strength and weaknesses just like every other class the problem is that the strengths do a really good job of covering up their weaknesses better than any other class your guns have a long reload but you can cripple most ships you shoot at you have a big detection range but it doesn't really matter if you are spotted the only weakness that isn't covered it you are slow ant that isn't really a big deal

Holy punctuation Batman!

Good video Zoup :fish_cute_2:

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2 hours ago, gcangel82 said:

Cruisers and CVs should be funny too.

The CV one will be interesting to do when I get around to it.  No other class is as polarizing...

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4 hours ago, Ghostdog1355 said:

Zoup, I've always been a fan of yours. Now I'm a groupie after watching the video. 

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2 hours ago, Ghostdog1355 said:

That's good.

That made me laugh...

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1 hour ago, NoZoupForYou said:

That made me laugh...

Yea Snarg always has some good crap also. His poems are pretty good.

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