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Ain't no Submarines in Warships Blues (a WOWS Parody)

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Ain't no Submarines in Warships Blues
A (rough) WOWS Parody of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan

 

Dev's be in the office
Drawin' up new warships 
Players be a whinin'
Always wanting more ships
Planning up more gudbotes
Cool ships, balanced
Design us up a Premium
Gotta pay them loans off
Look, here's the Kidd
It's somethin' we did
Who knows when
We'll be doin' it again
With a bit of luck it saves the day
Lookin' for a game win
Come's with a cool skin, sign here with a back pen
Start a-savin' dollar bills, cause you only got ten

 

'Bout subs the points moot
Devs didn't go that route
Tantrum throwing just put
You in the ban book
Forget it now enjoy your day
There are four types you can play
Just trust in what we say
Hop on server N.A.
Grab a Kidd and tell us how you did
Watch out for ice floes
Don't die, it blows
Best stay away from those
That keep a poppin' No-Doze
Cover up your toes
You ain't exactly smellin' like a rose
Be an upright player, man
And tell us how the game goes

 

Mods a bit sick, can't you tell
Of wading through a post hell
Why is it so hard to tell
Talkin' subs ain't goin' well
Play hard, battle scarred
Ships sail, don't rail
Be good, don't fail
Join a clan, collect some oil
Play your Kidd
Don't throw a fit 
Don't be a cheater, loser,
Glitch abuser
Learn your millimeters
Try to keep your cool
Don't be a nub fool
Don't lemming leaders, watch out for torpeters

 

Oh, the well worn, unicorn
Wish grantz, never rants
Watch him prance, never stresed, so blessed
Be like him be a success
Teacher, pilgrim, wordsmith 
He don't steal, don't grift
He's got twenty years of schoolin'
And his teachings they do uplift
Long past a kid
He knows how he did
He can dig out a molehole
Carve a new axe handle
Never panhandles
Is not annoyed by scandals
Rarely is glum
Shoots a mean shotgun
And if that don't work
Then he fires off Roman Candles

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Snarg, You know you shouldn't have said the "S" word. The forumites are going to pile on you

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5 minutes ago, Ghostdog1355 said:

Snarg, You know you shouldn't have said the "S" word. The forumites are going to pile on you

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The first three stanzas of this song were fairly easy to parody, the last one not so much. In his last stanza, Dylan used words that almost have no rhymes, at least none that he didn't already use.

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He’s gonna run out of ideas for these eventually 

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10 minutes ago, FireAndHEspam said:

He’s gonna run out of ideas for these eventually 

Not as long as they annoy you.

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