I'm Not the Best (Cause the Good Players Roll Me) -- a WOWS Parody

[Snargfargle]

 

I'm Not the Best (Cause The Good Players Roll Me)

To the tune of Life is  Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)

BBs rumble, AP slingers, citadels they are such stingers
Got the knack now, guns are ready, just the thing to sink a CV
Brag it's easy, score is higher, "liar, liar, pants on fire"
"I got the notion you're trash talkin, ain't no purple, get a walkin"
Ain't true baby I'm a soldier all the time I'm gettin hotter
New ships cookin in the store now gotta get em, get some more now
Tachibana, Mutsu, Kaga, Hood and Belfast, Błyskawica 
Admiral Graf Spee, Warspite, Tirpitz, Mikhail Kutuzov and some more ships
Pick a DD shimmy shimmy sink some BBs gimmie gimmie

     I'm not the best cause the good players roll me
     Gotta get a lot better, so my CC told me
     Some day I'll rock and the uni's won't scold me
     At the end of my rainbow lies that purple trophy

Start the game now, mouse a clickin' no fear cause I ain't no chicken 
In division, salutations, then the game starts, tribulations
Gotta play good, be much bolder, but my team it is a foldin'
In the channel at Two Brothers, DD spotted and another
Torps a ready, send them off now, those DDs they are both gone now
In the cap now quicker quicker, win the game then snicker snicker
Gotta hurry, gotta get there, popping smoke will give me shelter
Hydro up now, gotta see now, any torps that come for me now
Clock's a-tickin, gettin' closer, yes I capped it, game is over!

     I'm not the best cause the good players roll me
     Gotta get a lot better, so my CC told me
     Some day I'll rock and the uni's won't scold me
     At the end of my rainbow lies that purple trophy

[iDuckman]

Holy moly.  How do you even hear that fast? 

I wonder if there's a karaoke track.