Sweet Sweet RNGeesus

[gmrbull]

Took my bis out sailing this morning. There was an Essex on the other team so I hung by a Neptune. He blew his strike load on us and we took them all down no problem. Next up? A St. Louis comes full steam into the cap 10km away, full broadside, full health. I cut loose with the 15s and get rewarded with a triple cit, the Neptune must have shot right after me because he secured the kill. This left the St. Louis driver asking wth happened in chat. I told him triple cit, he asked why I didn’t get dev strike so I mentioned the Neptune got him. (He deserved it for helping nuke the Essex strike) I wouldn’t have to wait long. Very next salvo? A 2/3 health New Orleans about 12 km away. Double citadel and dev strike. I must have remembered to load my depleted uranium AP shells this morning. 

May I be brought back to earth with many overpens the next match...

 

[Mister_Rawr]

Don't worry, your six-loss potato bombardment is only just beginning!

 

 

-R