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Ode to a Little White Mouse (a WOWS Parody)

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Ode to a Little White Mouse (with my apologies to Robert Burns)

White Mousie, sleekit, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a poster, yer the bestie!
Thou ne'r art altogether hastie,
Thy articles do stand time's testie!

Thy avatar, be it quite bouncy,
Wee red-haired lassie in dress flouncy.
If thou were it and it wer't not art crea,
The young lads here would rin an' chase thee! 

I doubt na, whiles, others may thieve;
Thy well-writ content, n'er do grieve.
For the plagerizin' that they do,
Is more than wee bit flat'ry too!

White Mousie, thou art no thy-lane,
Proving foresight is na in vain.
Thoust save us all anguish an' pain,
For knowledge promis'd joy doth bring!

 

 

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1 hour ago, Snargfargle said:

Thy articles do stand time's testie!

... why are my articles hanging out with Chronus' gonads?

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6 minutes ago, LittleWhiteMouse said:

... why are my articles hanging out with Chronus' gonads?

Well, it just rhymed better that way, but since Aphrodite sprang thus I suppose it's also a form of flattery.

Oh, and I believe it was the danglers of Ouranos, his son Cronus was the snipper.

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Snarg, as usual you poems are epic. Real fun to read. LittleWhiteMouse, love your essays on ships. I too am a fan of the Warspspite.

 

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28 minutes ago, LittleWhiteMouse said:

why are my articles hanging out with Chronus' gonads?

Didn't to get too explicit with gonads. The forum police work 24 hours a day.

 

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That's a nice little poem you got there. I feel like I should strap on my eye patch and hack off a foot in favour of a wooden peg before re-reading. +1

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8 hours ago, LittleWhiteMouse said:

... why are my articles hanging out with Chronus' gonads?

I'm probably going to regret saying this somehow but..

 

How do you know it's not his gonads hanging out with your essays?

 

 

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I have a poem for @LittleWhiteMouse also.

Ahem.

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The Vampire rocks,
Like she wrote in review.

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