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Hello everyone. My name is Lert, and I am a cheater.

I can't help it. I see a juicy Emerald and I can't help it. I just have to shoot at it.

Sometimes my guns are very big and RNG is with me such that this happens:

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And then I spend the rest of the match listening to how I am cheater for blowing up his ship with three shells (two citadels).

I just can't help it.

I'm so sorry. I'll try and do better next time.

 

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You are hereby sentenced to play nothing but Tier II Co-op for 1 week.

 

 

 

 

May God have mercy on your ship.

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This is funny, I was accused of being a cheater for sinking, I think, a Schols in my Nelson.

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I too had that happen to me yesterday. Took out my Okt. Revolution and instadeleted a konigsberg. Two cits and a hit. Of course when he raged, I replied "IZ RUSSIAN BIAS COMRADE. DEALZ WITHZ IT!". 

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Honestly I can see his point. 

After all the Emerald is known for its stout armor and impenetrable citadel. Hard to believe that a mere T7 battleship could've taken it out with three shells. 

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Lert you through me for a loop with the thread title. It is so close to my clan's name that I had to do a double take.

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Sigh I‘m getting old. Wasn‘t called a cheater for some months. FeelsBadMan

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I'm almost convinced that If some captain isn't throwing Haxuzations at you than you aren't playing the game correctly. 

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22 minutes ago, JCC45 said:

You are hereby sentenced to play nothing but Tier II Co-op for 1 week.

 

 

 

 

May God have mercy on your ship.

If thats the punishment, then my Mikasa is ready!

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Aye, what does it say that I was surprised to NOT get called a cheater or have people whine I was using Belfast when I demolished an Edi parked in smoke with all the citadel hits and lit up the DD with him with radar (can't remember if I got that kill). and had 3 kills inside 4-5 minutes of the match starting.

 

Last one was a few days ago, had the right angle and all to citadel one of the T8 BB's in a Mutsu. My reply, which I can't currently seem to get in meme form "I am one with RNG, RNG with me"

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I got more proof for ya Lert. I've encountered you in battle 5 times that I know of. 3 against me 2 with me. I've lost all 5. I'm sure somehow that proves something. I know it can't prove how bad I am so it must be your fault somehow. 

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Yeah I deleted a cruiser (Chappy)  sitting nice and still broadside to me at 13k..  I was in GK..  But apparently I have some sort of hack that enabled me to delete him in one salvo.

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57 minutes ago, JCC45 said:

You are hereby sentenced to play nothing but Tier II Co-op for 1 week.

 

 

 

 

May God have mercy on your ship.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Epic. I love it.

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@Lert so someone accuses you of being a cheater?   Lol just thank them for the compliment if they call you a hacker.  It will get their blood pressure boiling.

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1 hour ago, Kitsunelegend said:

If thats the punishment, then my Mikasa is ready!

That is actually a novel idea.  I think I'll take Mikasa out for a funz and gigglez drive.

 

Wait, where the heck is it?  I know it's in here somewhere...ugh...(digs through port)...sigh...maybe it's behind this huge pile of dust...

AAHH!!!  The pile of dust IS my Mikasa!  Dang, old girl is a bit rusty.  I hope the boilers fire up...

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1 minute ago, desmo_2 said:

That is actually a novel idea.  I think I'll take Mikasa out for a funz and gigglez drive.

 

Wait, where the heck is it?  I know it's in here somewhere...ugh...(digs through port)...sigh...maybe it's behind this huge pile of dust...

AAHH!!!  The pile of dust IS my Mikasa!  Dang, old girl is a bit rusty.  I hope the boilers fire up...

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Just never combine WD40 and duct tape.

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