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Quaffer's detonated by Yamato, a reindeer free song.

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Quaffer's detonated by Yamato
Steaming through the strait on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Kraken
But as for me and Roma, we believe
He'd been drinking too much Guinness
And we begged him not to go
But he forgot to bring his teammate
And he steamed out 'tween the cliffs of Cocomo
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
His whole keel was in the sunshine
'midst floatsum, jetsum, oil and burnt kapok

Quaffer's detonated by Yamato
Steaming through the strait on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Kraken
But as for me and Roma, we believe

Now we're all so proud of Roma
She's been taking this so well
See her in there in the galley
Drinking beer and shooting craps with bosun Mel
It's not Christmas without Quaffer
All the crew is dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we bury him at sea
Or bring him back (bring him back)

Quaffer's detonated by Yamato
Steaming through the strait on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Kraken
But as for me and Roma, we believe

Now the sun is o'er the port rail
And the captain's in his gig
And the blue and golden signals
That would just have warned the team of Kraken big
I've warned all my fellow sailors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a port slot
To a man who drives a bb
Straight from hell

Quaffer's detonated by Yamato
Steaming through the strait on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Kraken
But as for me and Roma, we believe

 

Stolen from Randy Brooks' Grandma got run over by a reindeer

 

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anyone here ever seen the movie?:cap_look:good memories!

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On 12/13/2017 at 8:52 PM, Quaffer said:

'midst floatsum, jetsum, oil and burnt kapok

"Kapok" -- someone who really knows his WWII history. Well Done!

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33 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

"Kapok" -- someone who really knows his WWII history. Well Done!

Thank you for helping to preserve the life of this thread.

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1 minute ago, Quaffer said:

Thank you for helping to preserve the life of this thread.

:cap_happy:

Ha Ha, I saw what you did there, another "brownie point" for you.

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I like it.  I like it. 

 

But I'm out of "feelings" for the day, so imagine a green arrow.

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Your words mean more to me than any arrow. Thank you.

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