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What is this man doing?

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On the container screen there is a guy who looks to be polishing the torp but there is no rag or anything in his hand. Is he spreading oil around with his bare hands?  Is he sexually harassing the torp?  Feeling it up? Have I spotted an error in WG animation?  This is all I got to do tonight.....this is my life.... and welcome to it. :Smile_sad:

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I think Wargaming has actually mentioned him in the news some time ago - but I think not even Wargaming knows what he's doing - just that whatever it is, he's certainly working very hard.

 

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Checking the torpedo for damage?

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5 minutes ago, Prothall said:

He is polishing his torpedo.

Privacy is in order.

I don't care what his orientation is but that torp does have a phallic look to it.

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So he is caressing his torpedo. He loves it. Leave the guy alone.

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Supposedly, he's supposed to be good luck for a SC when picking TYL. Though, personal experience says he's the opposite for me, as I'm fairly certain that most of the SC's I've earned through TYL have been when the torpedo guy isn't present. :cap_hmm:

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1 hour ago, warpath_33 said:

I think Wargaming has actually mentioned him in the news some time ago - but I think not even Wargaming knows what he's doing - just that whatever it is, he's certainly working very hard.

 

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Checking the torpedo for damage?

quite simple really, he's the guy from this
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6 minutes ago, ExploratorOne said:

"A mysterious figure lurks aboard the Red Oak Victory;  watching, waiting, polishing...biding his time. "

https://worldofwarships.com/en/news/common/torpedo-beats-for-dayz/

Aha! He is polishing the torpedo! 

...with his bare hands...

...

...it's just going to get dirty again...

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You see, this guy's mother is a Catholic, so polishing the torpedo is the closest thing he can get to actually "polishing the torpedo".

 

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He's not polishing the torpedo, he's trying to sense if there are any problems with the the torpedo's propulsion system before transferring it to a destroyer. Petty officer Johnson there was a water witch back home in Oklahoma.

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On 11/12/2017 at 1:37 AM, warpath_33 said:

I think Wargaming has actually mentioned him in the news some time ago - but I think not even Wargaming knows what he's doing - just that whatever it is, he's certainly working very hard.

 

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Checking the torpedo for damage?

"Soon my pretty....soooooon..."

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early LSD testing. he thinks it's his unicorn.

uh oh, the mods found this thread....

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!  :O)

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Pretty sure I know exactly what he's up to, but I'll keep it to myself cause the speculation is far more fun

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