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You division with some random players you met and they ask you to play a certain ship. You profusely apologize to them for that fact that it "only" has a 16 point captain in it.

 

You get detonated while divisioned with those random players, then comment how it was a good thing because you are running low on anti-detonation flags, with less than 600 remaining in your inventory. The other guys both have zero.

 

You talk about the times you fought Montanas in your Mahan with the "long range" 6.4k torpedoes.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:cap_haloween:

 

You know you've played too much and too long when you have 114 ships, and all of them have at least a 10 point captain, most have at least a twelve pointer.:Smile_hiding:

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When you get called a Wallet warrior for having a MMC flag 

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You bother joining the discord. :cap_yes:

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You've enough Premium ships to keep you busy and ready credits to be able to buy every tech tree ship you've ever researched twice over and fully upgrade them. (In other words you ARE a wallet warrior!)

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When you complain that you're broke with 90 million credits 

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When your doctor suggests having surgery to repair the ulnar nerve in your right arm.

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Just now, 6thGuards said:

When your doctor suggests having surgery to repair the ulnar nerve in your right arm.

I have had something related to that happen to me: You are in the hospital recovering from emergency back surgery, off your face on opiates, and you still manage a 52% winrate on your laptop and hospital WiFi.

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13 minutes ago, Khafni said:

You've enough Premium ships to keep you busy and ready credits to be able to buy every tech tree ship you've ever researched twice over and fully upgrade them. (In other words you ARE a wallet warrior!)

 

6 minutes ago, FireAndHEspam said:

When you complain that you're broke with 90 million credits 

 

When you have 600 million credits (and climbing; more than a PTS account is given...) over four million fxp and climbing, (depending potentially on Musashi's cost,) and over eight million ship xp...

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17 minutes ago, Estimated_Prophet said:

 

 

When you have 600 million credits (and climbing; more than a PTS account is given...) over four million fxp and climbing, (depending potentially on Musashi's cost,) and over eight million ship xp...

Damn, that's pretty extreme!

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Let me set up yet another 1v3 situation jsut for my own entertainment.

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27 minutes ago, FireAndHEspam said:

When you complain that you're broke with 90 million credits 

Well with only 90 million, you are not far from being broke.

 

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35 minutes ago, Estimated_Prophet said:

 

 

When you have 600 million credits (and climbing; more than a PTS account is given...) over four million fxp and climbing, (depending potentially on Musashi's cost,) and over eight million ship xp...

That's all you have after all this time 

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When you mention a time when Red team could have two Midway's while your team had no CV's....

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When you can remember when New Mexico vs. Fuso was the argument on the boards.

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when somebody comments to you what are you doing Friday nite? you're response is 'depends how the first 3 battles go.

a friend asks you how you're doing, and you answer 'almost up to my 5th T10, with 19 pt captains, and my recent WTR is over 1300

a relative asks you if you're coming over for thanksgiving this year and you say 'I still have a couple red boxes in my sig.'

you have your internet provider on speed dial for when they install optical cable.

your ex GF asks you how things are going, you say 'unicum,' and she isn't offended.

 

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2 hours ago, Eric_Von_Hess said:

That's all you have after all this time 

 

Unfortunately; I make no claim to being anything more than an average player at best.

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1 hour ago, not_acceptable said:

your ex GF asks you how things are going, you say 'unicum,' and she isn't offended.

 

Lol, +1 mate

 

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When you no longer have any ship you want to grind, and every single ship you play has 19 point captain.

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