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Can't call bad players potatoes anymore

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Well as the legend Gordon Ramsay always says: 

"YOU DONKEY!!" 

or 

"IDIOT SANDWICH!!" 

I think these make good replacements. :3

 

 

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.. nope. still potatoes.

backbone of many dishes? filler of many matches. matches consist mostly of potatoes, and it's a contest to see which side has better toppings.

think about it. do you ever eat a potato based dish for the taste of the potato? no. it's for the taste of the things you've mixed with the potato. even sweet potatoes are topped with sugar, marshmallows, etc.

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2 minutes ago, MidnightShamalan said:

think about it. do you ever eat a potato based dish for the taste of the potato? no. it's for the taste of the things you've mixed with the potato. even sweet potatoes are topped with sugar, marshmallows, etc.

Potato soup wants to have a word with you

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Before a Potato can be turned into any number of foods or other useful items you have to dig them up and Age them.

I think it perfectly acceptable to call some captians potatoes because they are covered in dirt and if you expose them to sunlight they can turn toxic. 

Green potatoes have to be aged in dark tunnels or root cellars to remove and limit the production of Solanine. This toxin in large amounts "can cause nausea, headaches and neurological problems".

And after playing with a bunch of random captains I tend to suffer from nausea, headaches and neurological problems. 

Besides labeling a player a potato is kinder and easier than calling them a Window licking mouth breathing troglodyte. 

 

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12 minutes ago, MidnightShamalan said:


think about it. do you ever eat a potato based dish for the taste of the potato? no. it's for the taste of the things you've mixed with the potato. even sweet potatoes are topped with sugar, marshmallows, etc.

 

9 minutes ago, SireneRacker said:

Potato soup wants to have a word with you

Bacon wrapped Perogies want to have a word also

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51 minutes ago, DeadMeat_015 said:

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I vote for Shippy Player. "Man that last match was just full of shippy players!"

From a purely scientific viewpoint, when you eat a potato, which is mostly starch, your body converts that starch to sugar (glucose), which it then stores as fat upon your ever more padded rump.

Potato? The winner here? It's a sugar grenade for your buttcheeks.

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1 hour ago, RedSeaBear said:

Besides labeling a player a potato is kinder and easier than calling them a Window licking mouth breathing troglodyte. 

 

Oh, Bear, youy slay me... +1 for the laugh!

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1 hour ago, Umikami said:

Potato? The winner here? It's a sugar grenade for your buttcheeks.

 

Then the below must be UN banned WMDs!

 

1 hour ago, DeadMeat_015 said:

Bacon wrapped Perogies want to have a word also

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This must mean that those who carry teams are Bacon, because Bacon can make anything better!

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22 minutes ago, The_first_harbinger said:

We should use something more negative.

In the navy we would call them an "Oscar", from the dummy used for man over board drills. 

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3 hours ago, The_first_harbinger said:

We should use something more negative.

I propose "Tobacco".

 

"These goddam tobaccos!"

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7 minutes ago, Elegant_Winter said:

Ask them what their names are and then call them by those.

Yeah, what Hiroe said

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you're all missing the obvious in plain sight:  vodka!!..... ....the best, right?....OP is right the potato is an mvp from a degustative standpoint....fries, chips, and VODKA!. ...2d favorite vegetable after the cosmic wonder of the onion. ....

...but I'll grant you my pick for an alternative, "oxygen thief,"  just doesn't have the same cache and ring to it. ...

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On 15/11/2017 at 6:19 AM, DeadMeat_015 said:

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I vote for Shippy Player. "Man that last match was just full of shippy players!"

o7 Salute the beautiful, wonderful, splendid potato! For sweet potatoes and stirfry, cottage pies and candies and vodka and poitin! Bless the humble potato! <3 

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22 minutes ago, WolfofWarship said:

o7 Salute the beautiful, wonderful, splendid potato! For sweet potatoes and stirfry, cottage pies and candies and vodka and poitin! Bless the humble potato! <3 

still dont have any +1 to give you wish I did :)

 

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