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World’s Oldest Unopened Bottle of Wine Remains Sealed Since the 4th Century

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I...uh, wouldn't drink that if I were you. It's not exactly wine anymore....

At least, not the good kind. 

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1 minute ago, RivertheRoyal said:

I...uh, wouldn't drink that if I were you. It's not exactly wine anymore....

At least, not the good kind. 

 

I seem to remember watching a show about a group of ship wreak salvages who found a bunch of wine sitting on the ocean floor for while. They brought it up, tested it before drinking the stuff and turns out it had turned to poison. I mean we have expiration dates on food for a reason lol.

 

And yes I'm aware of how aged food products work.  

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10 minutes ago, Chobittsu said:

**** YOU YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!     *chug chug chug*

 

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19 minutes ago, RivertheRoyal said:

I...uh, wouldn't drink that if I were you. It's not exactly wine anymore....

At least, not the good kind. 

 

15 minutes ago, RedSeaBear said:

 

I seem to remember watching a show about a group of ship wreak salvages who found a bunch of wine sitting on the ocean floor for while. They brought it up, tested it before drinking the stuff and turns out it had turned to poison. I mean we have expiration dates on food for a reason lol.

 

And yes I'm aware of how aged food products work.  

 

Yep, pretty much this. It's good to age wine to a point, but after a while... you don't wanna be drinking it. Lots of fun chemicals doing all sorts of 'fun' things.

 

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1 minute ago, TTK_Aegis said:

Twist ending: It's actually an elixir of eternal youth. 

 

I mean... technically, yeah, it probably is :Smile_teethhappy:

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Just now, Phoenix_jz said:

 

I mean... technically, yeah, it probably is :Smile_teethhappy:

 

He'd be eternally youthful for the rest of the time he's alive. 

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1 minute ago, RivertheRoyal said:

 

He'd be eternally youthful for the rest of the time he's alive. 

 

1 minute ago, Phoenix_jz said:

 

I mean... technically, yeah, it probably is :Smile_teethhappy:

I mean there's only one way to be /sure/ and we have a volunteer... :cap_yes:

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2 minutes ago, RivertheRoyal said:

 

He'd be eternally youthful for the rest of the time he's alive. 

 

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1 minute ago, TTK_Aegis said:

 

I mean there's only one way to be /sure/ and we have a volunteer... :cap_yes:

 

*We now cut to live footage of Chobittsu:*

 

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*The wine seems to have taken effect*

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1 minute ago, Xero_Snake said:

Are you sure it's drinkable? For something that's been aged for too long? O.o

I'm pretty sure it's legit poison now.

 

You should be fine, take a swig.

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Just now, Rebel_Mike2094 said:

I'm pretty sure it's legit poison now.

 

You should be fine, take a swig.

*sounds of poisoned clones and chibis intensifies*

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31 minutes ago, Chobittsu said:

**** YOU YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!     *chug chug chug*

 <Le French girl fell to the floor> OH GOD! CHOBITTSU! SPEAK TO ME! SPEAK TO ME!

<Chobittsu suddenly turns into zombie>

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8 minutes ago, Phoenix_jz said:

 

*We now cut to live footage of Chobittsu:*

 

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*The wine seems to have taken effect*

To be fair that /is/ pretty freaking metal... 

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Now all we need is some thousand year old cheese. :cap_hmm:

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2 minutes ago, TTK_Aegis said:

To be fair that /is/ pretty freaking metal... 

moments before...

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