Far too much has been said about "toxicity" in chat. While I've seen my fair share of this, I've also encountered a large number of friendly, humorous players. Below are some conversations I transcribed from this week's chat. If you have more please share them.
Captain #1: I've never seen a team so stupid!
Captain #2: You must not play too much.
Captain #1: Requesting fighter support!
Captain #2: The other CV killed all of my planes! What are they made of, gasoline and matches?!
Captain #1: Bacon.
Captain #2: Bacon, what?
Captain #1: Just bacon, bacon is all you need.
Captain #2: Can't argue with that.
30 seconds after battle starts:
Captain #1: Did somebody fire? I just got detonated!
Captain #2: I only fired one random shot into the distance.
Captain #1: Wow!
Captain #2: Sorry.
Captain #1: What is the plan?
Captain #2: I'm going over to J10 and spend the rest of the game licking the paint off my ship; that seems to work.