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Far too much has been said about "toxicity" in chat. While I've seen my fair share of this, I've also encountered a large number of friendly, humorous players. Below are some conversations I transcribed from this week's chat. If you have more please share them.

 

Captain #1: I've never seen a team so stupid!
Captain #2: You must not play too much.

 

Captain #1: Requesting fighter support!
Captain #2: The other CV killed all of my planes! What are they made of, gasoline and matches?!

 

Captain #1: Bacon.
Captain #2: Bacon, what?
Captain #1: Just bacon, bacon is all you need.
Captain #2: Can't argue with that.

 

30 seconds after battle starts:

Captain #1: Did somebody fire? I just got detonated!
Captain #2: I only fired one random shot into the distance.
Captain #1: Wow!
Captain #2: Sorry.

 

Captain #1: What is the plan?
Captain #2: I'm going over to J10 and spend the rest of the game licking the paint off my ship; that seems to work.

 

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This happened a good long while ago, but the funniest interaction in chat that I've ever seen in my life was a salty Yamato captain proudly proclaiming "I'M A WALLET WARRIOR!!" While this was a while ago, my friends and I still remember it like it was yesterday @Sharkbait_416 @MrT11

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We're winning a game in a landslide, left with only 2 DDs in a T10 match vs 5 ships, inc.luding cruisers. 

 

The IJN Akizuki is about to be cornered in his smoke... All of a sudden: 

Akizuki: TENNO HEIKA

...

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BANZAI   *charges out of smoke, guns blazing. Dies in a crossfire. 

 

 

... the spacing was gorgeous. 

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Captain #1: Poi

Captain #2: POI!!

Captain #3: Poi poi poi!

Captain #4: omg shut up

Captain #5: What does poi mean???

Captain #6: I think it’s a food

Captain #3: Poi means poi. Deal with it poi

Captain #7: Nano-desu~!

Captain #4: ...

 

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More funnies from today, you really notice them if you are looking for them.

 

Captain #1: Why did you buy that ship, it's terrible?
Captain #2: It was pretty and on sale.

 

Captain #1: GG.
Captain #2: Yeah, I think that division on my team hired a bunch of Craigslist players.

 

Captain #1: A/B.
Captain #2: A bee! Where?

 

Captain #1: The Duke is loose!
Captain #2: The duke of oil?

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1 hour ago, Snargfargle said:

Captain #1: Bacon.
Captain #2: Bacon, what?
Captain #1: Just bacon, bacon is all you need.
Captain #2: Can't argue with that.

This is the best one.

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Captain#1:Plan?

Captain#2:Use your brain,[edited]!

Me:Damn right!

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*Trying to track DDs on Two Brothers*

New Mexico: How do you turn your ship invisible?

Me: Oh my sweet summer child...

 

 

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1 hour ago, Snargfargle said:

Captain #1: I've never seen a team so stupid!
Captain #2: You must not play too much 

 

LOVE IT! 

 

Sad, but true tho..

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Huh.  I think that first one may have been me.

 

Not how I imagined immortality would happen.

Edited by JCC45

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This happened a month or two ago, but I still remember it clearly

 

Enemy BB that I burned down: Report red mogami

Captain 2: Why?  

Same guy: Unfair plane, he kemp island

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1 hour ago, Drago_Ryder said:

This happened a month or two ago, but I still remember it clearly

 

Enemy BB that I burned down: Report red mogami

Captain 2: Why?  

Same guy: Unfair plane, he kemp island

I think the guy wasn't being serious, that's a Jingles meme. :Smile_trollface:

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Captain #1: Wow! This is the first time I've played this ship that it wasn't uptiered to X.
Captain #2: Shh, the MM will hear you!

 

Captain #1: (on Two Brothers) I have a hankering to just sail right up the middle.
Captain #2: Yeah, you and a bunch of other dead guys.

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the ones I think are funny is when I play my uss black and I use radar and at least one game a day I see in chat

 

"the black has radar?"

 

ive played this ship in almost 800 games I would think it is known that it in fact does have radar.

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OMG! WG moderators, please pin this and keep it going!

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Me: Surrender all your oil, and no one will be harmed.

Enemy: Just take it all and give us the win! Please?

 

Ally: Wait, Scharnhorst has torpedoes?!

 

Me, a long time ago: Prepare for your utter annihilation!

Wise[edited]: I don't see an, "Utter_Annihilation."

 

I kill my 6th ship in a battle in Lexington, saving our team from defeat by allowing them to retake two more caps

Ally: Hey, CV, are your arms okay?

Me (not understanding): Sure?

Ally: Funny. I thought you would have broken them by now from all that carrying.

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Captain #1: Superb team.

Captain #2: You mean that sarcastically, right?

Edited by Snargfargle

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This TK incident happened some time ago but it stuck in my mind

 

Captain1 was very cool the other one never said a word 

Captain1- heh you just shot me

Captain1-you just did it again

Captain1-you having a bad day ?

Captain 1- need a hug?

Captain1-now you’ve done it Im on fire and I’m not putting it out

Captain 1 you realize your ruining my game?your going to be so pink

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Captain #1: (when surprised by a ship a few km away) Don't taze me bro!
Captain #2: You will be tazed and you will LIKE it!

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Captain #1: Get Back!

Captain #1: I need intelligence data!

Captain #1: Wilco!

Captain #1: Set a smoke screen!

Captain #1: @#$%^!

Captain #1: Negative!

Captain #1: Well done!

 

Captain #2: Stupid Weekend Warriors.

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Captain #1: (in a coop game) Good Luck and Fair Seas!

Captain #2: Thank You!

Captain #2: The bots remain silent.

Captain #1: They are a bit snooty.

Captain #1: Sort of like the hot girl in school.

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Captain #1: Good Luck and Fair Seas!

Captain #2: Thank You!

Captain #3: Wilco!

Captain #4: Negative!

Captain #1: Always with the negative waves, Moriarity.

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