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Unleash the Kii Puns! - MAKE YOUR KII COMMUNITY SCOOP SUBMISSION!

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Oh, hey. We're selling Kii now. You should buy it or something.

Until September 27 at 12:00 PT / 15:00 ET, I'm looking for QUALITY WEB CONTENT, SCORCHING HOT TAKES, and SPICY MEMES, for the WorldofWarships.com Community Scoop on Kii

Here's the kinda stuff I'm looking for: 

 

  • VIdeos
    • In-depth reviews of Kii
    • Cool footage of you winning in Kii
    • Hilarious footage of you sucking in Kii
  • Short Text (1 paragraph or less)
    • Your take on Kii's strengths/weaknesses
    • Battle tactics for Kii
    • Build/Loadout Recommendations
    • Retelling of a cool moment from a battle in Kii
  • Spicy Memes, GIFs, Shenanigans, etc. 
    • SPICE ADVISORY: Our legal eagles consider images directly from movies/shows/etc to be TOO SPICY for WorldOfWarships.com. Your memes and such are much more likely to make it through if you stick to game footage, public domain assets, stock photography, and/or original art. 
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I’m shooting for a healthy mix of informative content and blatant ship-posting. So have fun, but keep in mind that Community Guidelines are still a thing.

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just a (spontaneous) quickie, to describe my total absence of logic everytime I purchase a premium ship (a similar fate awaits the Kii when I get round to purchasing it)

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Well, she's a rather tall ship, right? So she unfortunately doesn't have very good concealment values at all. This ship isn't very sneakii.  

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This topic needs a bad pun advisory, I cringe at my own.. Who are we kiid'n?!

Here's one more for the road, i'll stop now..

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57 minutes ago, nuttybiscuit said:

just a (spontaneous) quickie, to describe my total absence of logic everytime I purchase a premium ship (a similar fate awaits the Kii when I get round to purchasing it)

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This one is also fitting for you :) 

 

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5 minutes ago, joris92 said:

 

This one is also fitting for you :) 

 

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 The aged ghost of Yamamoto settles quietly to the simple chair, his sword grasped with white gloves upright on the floor before him.

 

So young captain.  You come to learn the way of this new ship.  It's is named after a great province of Japan as are all our battleships.  And you might perhaps dismiss it as an improved Amagi class fast battle ship.  You would be wrong.  Your assumption does this vessel a disservice.

 

Like myself Kii is a ghost.  But she is the ghost of what might have been.  She would have benefited from our years of war time eexperience against United States of America, and the western powers.   He main guns  unchanged from the Amagi, though there were changes in shell handling, firing procedures and much improved ancillary equipment.   The differences will come as a pleasant surprise.   It's her other difference in her engineering which will bring you delight, and the changes in her ability to defend her self against close in threats, and aircraft which will bring joy to your warrior heart.  Of such things the is bushi spirit of your crew driven.  He air defense is the greatest of all imperial navy ships, her armor well though out and placed.  

 

Will your Kii be strong Captain?  Will you go where you wish, when you wish, how you wish?  Will your spirit match that of your command?

 

We will see Captain.  We will see.

 

 

 

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Captain Kiibler reporting for duty sir!

 

Edit: I took down the comedic meme in the spirit of things and possible perceived spice level.

 

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Well my nick name for it is Kiipitz

 it's literally the Japanese Tirpitz.

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Found how to enable the cool Sci-fi camo visuals, still looking for the button that transforms her into a giant fighting robot. 

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Here's a joke:

What do we call ships that get penetrated by Kii's shells and survives?

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Kiibabs

And why do we can them that?

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Because if they survived, the next step is to Remove Kiibab.

Sorry, but not sorry.

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On 9/22/2017 at 11:12 AM, RivertheRoyal said:

Well, she's a rather tall ship, right? So she unfortunately doesn't have very good concealment values at all. This ship isn't very sneakii.  

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It took me a few seconds to realize he was referring to the Kii,  when my buddy was talking about the new Ship K2.The ship and the mountain have the same concealment rating.

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I'd hate to get "kii hauled" under this ship...

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The ship was extremely back-chatty and sassy... I guess you could say it was very Chee-Kii

 

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