Hello? *tap tap* Is this thing on? I just got to vent ...

[Lert]

Everyone listening? Yeah? Good.

Ok. Here goes.

DON'T IGNORE HALF THE BLOODY MAP!!!!!!

Got it?

I hope so ...

I swear to god ...

The amount of teams abandoning half the god damn map ...

[KaptainKaybe]

You mean when your team lemming trains on one side of the map in Standard and gets flanked by half the enemy team parking in your base?

 

Why that neeeeeeever happens

[Edgecase]

Your team ignores half the map? You lucky dog, mine ignore the whole thing.

[RipNuN2]

You're breaking up . . . *static* . . . 

[Fodder4U]

Oh Lert, you so silly. Don't you know you only need 1 cap to win in domination mode? You can ignore the other 2 or 3 caps so long as you have one and all sit in it.

[Preteen]

 Your team ignores half the map? You're lucky, my team ignores their own ships.

[Erebthoron]

Half of the map? What a waste.  Real lemmings only need 1/3!

[Doomlock]

There is a map? 

[Judge_Doom]

Are you new here or what?  Its always been that and will continue to be that way.  Adapt and overcome.

[Ajax_the_Great1]

Lemmings goin' train.

[centarina]

I thought all the excitement was at the corner of the map.   who cares about the other 90%.  

[nina_blain_73]

Maps? we don't need no stinking maps...

[TTK_Aegis]

Most games I go toward the flank I'm nearest and support whatever DDs and cruisers are there. 

Unless they all lemming to the other side... then I do too because to heck with going solo in a BB. If we're going to lose I'm at least going to earn some credits and XP in the process, yeah? 

[Kombat_W0MBAT]

9 minutes ago, Judge_Doom said:

Are you new here or what?  Its always been that and will continue to be that way.  Adapt and overcome.

 

Funny.

 

As for adapting and overcoming... how do you adapt to stupid teammates? I should clarify... TACTICALLY adapt... not mentally adapt. 

[bacononaboat]

What is this minimap you speak of? Heresy!

[Goodwood_Alpha]

Why look at maps when there's pr0n to look at instead?

[Lert]

Just now, bacononaboat said:

What is this minimap you speak of? Heresy!

I spoke of no minimap.

Also, another team that lemminged and got their faces pushed in.

The Skipper on deck icon reflects my mood quite well.

[HazeGrayUnderway]

Lert, Potatoes are gonna Potate.

[surratus]

Lert, maybe they were paying attention - but they had the "Map Rotate" box checked, so...

[_cthulhu_]

39 minutes ago, Lert said:

Everyone listening? Yeah? Good.

Ok. Here goes.

 

Got it?

I hope so ...

I swear to god ...

The amount of teams abandoning half the god damn map ...

I don't know nothing about no map...

[IronWolfV]

31 minutes ago, m373x said:

 Your team ignores half the map? You're lucky, my team ignores their own ships.

You too eh? Half the time I get asked "what are objectives?"

[Th3KrimzonD3mon]

Hey, Lert just found one of the reasons I skip Randoms! :D

[pewpewpew42]

I really have to question the 3 people who thought this expression of common sense was worth a +1. Anyhoo 

[DerKrampus]

36 minutes ago, Edgecase said:

Your team ignores half the map? You lucky dog, mine ignore the whole thing.

This.  If you're going to play passively on a 3-cap map, at least play passively on one side, with a cap.  Disturbing number of teams giving up map control from beginning to end.

[Th3KrimzonD3mon]

Just now, IronWolfV said:

You too eh? Half the time I get asked "what are objectives?"

I got asked the other day in Blys, "Capture what? What are we supposed to capture?" This while someone on the team is pinging A and saying CAPTURE A.

 

And they were serious, that's the really scary part, in spite of the obvious and being pointed towards it, they really didn't get it.