Give me your worst WOWs or nautical related puns.

[212thAttackBattalion]

After incidents  in a couple discords of me making really bad puns today, much to other's eternal dismay, i decided to see what the forums could give me.

 

I'll get us started with one from the Corgi Fleet discord: 

 

Hope you haven't broken your desk yet because of me Doom, better get some desk insurance.

 

Come on WOWs forums.... Give me your worst puns, just try not to get too carrier-ed away 

 

Master Punnery Sergeant 212th.

[Phoenix_jz]

Bad pun day? Oh well, ship happens.

[Doomlock]

Twas a Valiant effort, but unfortunately for you, my Indomitable spirit does not die so easily. 

[Inigo_M0ntoya]

Why didn't the captain want to get a new hat?

Spoiler

He was afraid of cap sizing!

Did you hear about the destroyer captain who was arrested for throwing bombs off the back of the ship?

Spoiler

It's ok! They dropped the charges!

Why was the admiral a good and understanding father?

Spoiler

He was good at fathoming the depths of buoys! 

 

[The_first_harbinger]

:Wake up captain! Enemy warship sighted on the horizon!

:I've been on wake for days already let the deputy handle it...

[WanderingGhost]

Why are moving ships always upset - cause there's always a wake.

Favourite (or least favourite) music of ships - Rock and Roll

You hear about the man who hired a Dutch stuntman and bought a catapult, he wanted his own flying Dutchman

Why'd the crew ignore the Captain - he's always wanting to make waves

Why Does Nick Fury only play Lexington - Because it has the Avenger's.

What did the reds say when they saw SHIELD on the other team - Hell a carrier (Helicarrier)

 

I'm sure I could come up with or find more.

[Carrier_Lexington]

A bad puns thread + Carrier_Lexington? I ship it.

And you already stole Punnery Sergeant? That's in need of some Corporal Pun-ishment. But how to go about it? Oh, well, better get Kraken. I'm about to Conquer your pun-y attempts, and I'm not Lion. You see, when it comes to the, I'm a Monarch, no Leandering about the bush on this one. But, to be fair, Alaska a question: which one of these is the worst?

[212thAttackBattalion]

10 hours ago, Carrier_Lexington said:

A bad puns thread + Carrier_Lexington? I ship it.

And you already stole Punnery Sergeant? That's in need of some Corporal Pun-ishment. But how to go about it? Oh, well, better get Kraken. I'm about to Conquer your pun-y attempts, and I'm not Lion. You see, when it comes to the, I'm a Monarch, no Leandering about the bush on this one. But, to be fair, Alaska a question: which one of these is the worst?

I'm just gonna cruiser on past these puns, they were so far of the Bismarck. 

[Irishwind]