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The matchmaker is a bipolar, manic-depressive artificial intelligence expertly programmed to simulate your mother-in-law.

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2 minutes ago, gurudennis said:

The matchmaker is a bipolar, manic-depressive artificial intelligence expertly programmed to simulate your mother-in-law.

That's the truth.

Also, another update: on a 5-match win streak.

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Uh oh. I decided to venture out in my Algerie (lost 4 in a row with her earlier). What will happen next? No one knows!

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59 minutes ago, gurudennis said:

The matchmaker is a bipolar, manic-depressive artificial intelligence expertly programmed to simulate your mother-in-law.

Yeah it's been kicking me and a lot of other players out of the game at Random and often really bad moments. Can link 8 losses tonight to either my getting suddenly disconnected or to the many instances of team mates getting disconnected from server.

 

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8 minutes ago, Admiral_Thrawn_1 said:

Yeah it's been kicking me and a lot of other players out of the game at Random and often really bad moments. Can link 8 losses tonight to either my getting suddenly disconnected or to the many instances of team mates getting disconnected from server.

Hey, I saw you earlier.

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MM likes to give me teams that either die too quickly, or not quickly enough. Why u no give me inbetween?

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4 hours ago, aAkula said:

Matchmaking always tests my patience with this game.

I don't care as much about winning, so it's easier for me.

17 minutes ago, Fog_Battleship_NCarolina said:

MM likes to give me teams that either die too quickly, or not quickly enough. Why u no give me inbetween?

I don't think there's anything that can be done to help that, really.

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Mostly plays battleships, especially low-tier and is excellent in them

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Key vehicle - Tirpitz

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Average Tier  5.6

 

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"Low-tier" Warships today, I do not think this word means what you think it means.  

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5 minutes ago, Pata1985 said:

working as intended.

Pretty much. Over the weekend, I had a lot of those mercy games where the game ends after only 4 minutes or so. IIRC, I had 4 of them over the weekend. Tough for anyone (even on the winning side) to get any decent XP. 

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15 minutes ago, SyndicatedINC said:

Mostly plays battleships, especially low-tier and is excellent in them

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Key vehicle - Tirpitz

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Average Tier  5.6

:cap_yes:

"Low-tier" Warships today, I do not think this word means what you think it means.  

Yea, I've wondered about how exactly that works. Never quite figured it out.

9 minutes ago, Pata1985 said:

working as intended.

Maybe. I hope not.

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1 minute ago, Bronco said:

Pretty much. Over the weekend, I had a lot of those mercy games where the game ends after only 4 minutes or so. IIRC, I had 4 of them over the weekend. Tough for anyone (even on the winning side) to get any decent XP. 

 

2 hours ago, Fog_Battleship_NCarolina said:

MM likes to give me teams that either die too quickly, or not quickly enough. Why u no give me inbetween?

 

aye, steam rolls or steam rolled, I think 1 out of 15 matches gets to the 20 min mark.

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35 minutes ago, Pata1985 said:

I think 1 out of 15 matches gets to the 20 min mark.

 

That sounds about right but do we need to reach the 20 min mark for them to be "good games". 

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was thinking more in the steam rolled & steam roll comparison, ending just to fast.

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1 hour ago, SyndicatedINC said:

Mostly plays battleships, especially low-tier and is excellent in them

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Key vehicle - Tirpitz

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Average Tier  5.6

 

:cap_yes:

 

"Low-tier" Warships today, I do not think this word means what you think it means.  

Most games are played in low tier battleships.  The most played individual ship is Tirpitz.

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