52,090 [MAUS] LittleWhiteMouse Members 13,698 posts Report post #1 Posted September 6, 2017 But World of Warships is actually closer to this: Special thanks to NoZoupForYou for that awful video. I was going to compare it to Snakes and Ladders. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,685 [-K-] Lord_Zath Supertest Coordinator, Alpha Tester, WoWS Community Contributors, Wiki Editor 6,526 posts 28,454 battles Report post #2 Posted September 6, 2017 Ok 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
39,285 [HINON] Lert Alpha Tester 27,732 posts 26,569 battles Report post #3 Posted September 6, 2017 But what if my name isn't Frank? What do I play then? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,593 [CRMSN] Cobraclutch Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 6,021 posts 4,739 battles Report post #4 Posted September 6, 2017 Me playing WOWS :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,179 [SYN] chewonit [SYN] Beta Testers 2,557 posts 15,232 battles Report post #5 Posted September 6, 2017 That crossfire game looks hard... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,852 Madwolf05 ∞ Alpha Tester 7,170 posts 4,070 battles Report post #6 Posted September 6, 2017 Oh my inner 90s kid loved that video so much. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
39,285 [HINON] Lert Alpha Tester 27,732 posts 26,569 battles Report post #7 Posted September 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cobraclutch said: Me playing WOWS :D But - ... how do you play three dimensional chess on a flat 2D ocean game, I mean, that doesn't even - ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,855 RedSeaBear Members 5,450 posts 21,049 battles Report post #8 Posted September 6, 2017 You can be Frank just don't call me Shirley. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,593 [CRMSN] Cobraclutch Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 6,021 posts 4,739 battles Report post #9 Posted September 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lert said: But - ... how do you play three dimensional chess on a flat 2D ocean game, I mean, that doesn't even - .. hehehe thank you for that, I was worried no one would get it :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5,106 [ERN] MajorRenegade Alpha Tester, Alpha Tester, In AlfaTesters, Beta Testers 10,906 posts 4,896 battles Report post #10 Posted September 6, 2017 it more like this if you get hit, you get sunk and have to start a new match all over again. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,153 [ARGSY] centarina Members 10,326 posts 16,228 battles Report post #11 Posted September 6, 2017 Just now, MajorRenegade said: it more like this that was me yesterday in my Iron duke with omaha that accidentally clipped me to the back side as I let go my volley. (Didn't realize he was that close) took him out with my back gun. sheesh. probably survived if it was AP lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
639 DiddleDum Members 1,655 posts 11,982 battles Report post #12 Posted September 6, 2017 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Cobraclutch said: Me playing WOWS :D And the reality of me playing WOWS. Just like Charlie. My ship ends up like those chess pieces - MELTED Edited September 6, 2017 by DiddleDum 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,894 [HINON] Doomlock [HINON] Wiki Lead, Beta Testers, Privateers 6,801 posts 5,248 battles Report post #13 Posted September 6, 2017 Well that video was 90s nostalgia. I've never even heard of the game before. Quality ship post Mouse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,113 [CHASE] Komrade_Rylo Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 2,973 posts 13,112 battles Report post #14 Posted September 6, 2017 World of warships for me 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5,644 [O7] 1nv4d3rZ1m Alpha Tester, Alpha Tester 12,147 posts 9,111 battles Report post #15 Posted September 6, 2017 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
302 [WOLF3] SteffisCute Members 660 posts Report post #16 Posted September 6, 2017 Much more accurate 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,284 The_first_harbinger Members 3,681 posts 8,111 battles Report post #17 Posted September 6, 2017 (edited) WHAT DO THE UNICUMS DO What do the angry tomatoes think we do: What do the average player think we do: What do we think we do: What do we actually do: Edited September 6, 2017 by The_first_harbinger 27 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,849 [AXANR] poeticmotion Members 3,650 posts 23,502 battles Report post #18 Posted September 6, 2017 I usually compare it to Hungry Hungry Hippos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
52,090 [MAUS] LittleWhiteMouse Members 13,698 posts Report post #19 Posted September 6, 2017 These are all great comparisons. Keep them in mind the next time your hear a unicum try and stat shame someone. Just substitute your favourite board game for World of Warships. "I have a 70% win rate in [Hungry Hungry Hippos]." 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,593 [CRMSN] Cobraclutch Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 6,021 posts 4,739 battles Report post #20 Posted September 6, 2017 7 minutes ago, The_first_harbinger said: What do we actually do: Ha speak for yourself :P I go to the gym on a daily basis and live a very active life. Being good at world of warships =/= being bad at life. Now if I was only a unicum in the gym.. #purplegoals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,887 [NSF] Big_Spud Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 5,304 posts 9,284 battles Report post #21 Posted September 6, 2017 And don't forget to do the opposite for ultra baddies. Next time you hear someone saying they play for fun as an excuse for being terrible, just substitute in: "I like to smear applesauce all over the [Checkers Board], I'm just playing for fun anyways." Life as a unicum revolves around hating literally every other person in a match, without exception. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
421 [HINON] Jnobsire Members 1,591 posts 20,010 battles Report post #22 Posted September 6, 2017 How I see myself when playing most CA's. What I actually look like. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,113 [CHASE] Komrade_Rylo Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 2,973 posts 13,112 battles Report post #23 Posted September 6, 2017 18 minutes ago, The_first_harbinger said: WHAT DO THE UNICUMS DO What do we actually do: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
398 [SIMP] _cthulhu_ Members 1,518 posts 12,904 battles Report post #24 Posted September 6, 2017 52 minutes ago, LittleWhiteMouse said: But World of Warships is actually closer to this: Special thanks to NoZoupForYou for that awful video. I was going to compare it to Snakes and Ladders. This game isn't complicated enough to warrant the term unicum, it is more a game of positioning than combat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
398 [SIMP] _cthulhu_ Members 1,518 posts 12,904 battles Report post #25 Posted September 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, Big_Spud said: Life as a unicum revolves around hating literally every other person in a match, without exception. Not really, stat shaming is a reflection on the maturity level and emotional state of the person. The guys in SIMP are some of the nicest I have gamed with and the most helpful to other players. Sure we get asshats in the clan, but they dont last long. For example, we had a guy TK an arty in a battle I was in with him, unplatooned, I called him on it in the battle and in TS. Clan Leadership warned him, the 2nd time he did it, he was booted. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites