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A Frank Discussion about Unicum Gameplay

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But World of Warships is actually closer to this:

Special thanks to NoZoupForYou for that awful video.  I was going to compare it to Snakes and Ladders.

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Ok

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But what if my name isn't Frank? What do I play then?

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2 minutes ago, Cobraclutch said:

Me playing WOWS :D

But - ... how do you play three dimensional chess on a flat 2D ocean game, I mean, that doesn't even - ...

 

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4 minutes ago, Lert said:

But - ... how do you play three dimensional chess on a flat 2D ocean game, I mean, that doesn't even - ..

 

hehehe thank you for that, I was worried no one would get it :D 

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it more like this

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if you get hit, you get sunk and have to start a new match all over again.

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Just now, MajorRenegade said:

it more like this

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that was me yesterday in my Iron duke with omaha that accidentally clipped me to the back side as I let go my volley.  (Didn't realize he was that close)  took him out with my back gun.  sheesh.    probably survived if it was AP lol. 

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18 minutes ago, Cobraclutch said:

Me playing WOWS :D 

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And the reality of me playing WOWS.   Just like Charlie.   My ship ends up like those chess pieces - MELTED

 

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Well that video was 90s nostalgia. I've never even heard of the game before.

 

Quality ship post Mouse.

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WHAT DO THE UNICUMS DO

What do the angry tomatoes think we do:

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What do the average player think we do:

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What do we think we do:

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What do we actually do:

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These are all great comparisons.  Keep them in mind the next time your hear a unicum try and stat shame someone.  Just substitute your favourite board game for World of Warships.  "I have a 70% win rate in [Hungry Hungry Hippos]."

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7 minutes ago, The_first_harbinger said:

 

What do we actually do:

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Ha speak for yourself :P I go to the gym on a daily basis and live a very active life. Being good at world of warships =/= being bad at life.

 

Now if I was only a unicum in the gym.. #purplegoals 

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And don't forget to do the opposite for ultra baddies. Next time you hear someone saying they play for fun as an excuse for being terrible, just substitute in: "I like to smear applesauce all over the [Checkers Board], I'm just playing for fun anyways."

 

Life as a unicum revolves around hating literally every other person in a match, without exception.

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How I see myself when playing most CA's.

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What I actually look like.

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18 minutes ago, The_first_harbinger said:

WHAT DO THE UNICUMS DO

What do we actually do:

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52 minutes ago, LittleWhiteMouse said:

But World of Warships is actually closer to this:

Special thanks to NoZoupForYou for that awful video.  I was going to compare it to Snakes and Ladders.

This game isn't complicated enough to warrant the term unicum, it is more a game of positioning than combat.

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10 minutes ago, Big_Spud said:

Life as a unicum revolves around hating literally every other person in a match, without exception.

Not really, stat shaming is a reflection on the maturity level and emotional state of the person.  The guys in SIMP are some of the nicest I have gamed with and the most helpful to other players. Sure we get asshats in the clan, but they dont last long.

For example, we had a guy TK an arty in a battle I was in with him, unplatooned, I called him on it in the battle and in TS. Clan Leadership warned him, the 2nd time he did it, he was booted.

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