A Frank Discussion about Unicum Gameplay

[LittleWhiteMouse]

But World of Warships is actually closer to this:

Special thanks to NoZoupForYou for that awful video.  I was going to compare it to Snakes and Ladders.

[Lord_Zath]

Ok

[Lert]

But what if my name isn't Frank? What do I play then?

[Cobraclutch]

Me playing WOWS :D 

 

[chewonit]

That crossfire game looks hard...

[Madwolf05]

Oh my inner 90s kid loved that video so much.

[Lert]

2 minutes ago, Cobraclutch said:

Me playing WOWS :D

But - ... how do you play three dimensional chess on a flat 2D ocean game, I mean, that doesn't even - ...

 

[RedSeaBear]

You can be Frank just don't call me Shirley. 

[Cobraclutch]

4 minutes ago, Lert said:

But - ... how do you play three dimensional chess on a flat 2D ocean game, I mean, that doesn't even - ..

 

hehehe thank you for that, I was worried no one would get it :D 

[MajorRenegade]

it more like this

if you get hit, you get sunk and have to start a new match all over again.

[centarina]

Just now, MajorRenegade said:

it more like this

that was me yesterday in my Iron duke with omaha that accidentally clipped me to the back side as I let go my volley.  (Didn't realize he was that close)  took him out with my back gun.  sheesh.    probably survived if it was AP lol. 

[DiddleDum]

18 minutes ago, Cobraclutch said:

Me playing WOWS :D 

 

 

And the reality of me playing WOWS.   Just like Charlie.   My ship ends up like those chess pieces - MELTED

 

[Doomlock]

Well that video was 90s nostalgia. I've never even heard of the game before.

 

Quality ship post Mouse.

[Komrade_Rylo]

World of warships for me

 

[1nv4d3rZ1m]

[SteffisCute]

Much more accurate 

[The_first_harbinger]

WHAT DO THE UNICUMS DO

What do the angry tomatoes think we do:

What do the average player think we do:

What do we think we do:

What do we actually do:

[poeticmotion]

I usually compare it to Hungry Hungry Hippos. 

[LittleWhiteMouse]

These are all great comparisons.  Keep them in mind the next time your hear a unicum try and stat shame someone.  Just substitute your favourite board game for World of Warships.  "I have a 70% win rate in [Hungry Hungry Hippos]."

[Cobraclutch]

7 minutes ago, The_first_harbinger said:

 

What do we actually do:

 

Ha speak for yourself :P I go to the gym on a daily basis and live a very active life. Being good at world of warships =/= being bad at life.

 

Now if I was only a unicum in the gym.. #purplegoals 

[Big_Spud]

 

And don't forget to do the opposite for ultra baddies. Next time you hear someone saying they play for fun as an excuse for being terrible, just substitute in: "I like to smear applesauce all over the [Checkers Board], I'm just playing for fun anyways."

 

Life as a unicum revolves around hating literally every other person in a match, without exception.

[Jnobsire]

 

How I see myself when playing most CA's.

 

What I actually look like.

[Komrade_Rylo]

18 minutes ago, The_first_harbinger said:

WHAT DO THE UNICUMS DO

What do we actually do:

 

[_cthulhu_]

52 minutes ago, LittleWhiteMouse said:

But World of Warships is actually closer to this:

Special thanks to NoZoupForYou for that awful video.  I was going to compare it to Snakes and Ladders.

This game isn't complicated enough to warrant the term unicum, it is more a game of positioning than combat.

[_cthulhu_]

10 minutes ago, Big_Spud said:

Life as a unicum revolves around hating literally every other person in a match, without exception.

Not really, stat shaming is a reflection on the maturity level and emotional state of the person.  The guys in SIMP are some of the nicest I have gamed with and the most helpful to other players. Sure we get asshats in the clan, but they dont last long.

For example, we had a guy TK an arty in a battle I was in with him, unplatooned, I called him on it in the battle and in TS. Clan Leadership warned him, the 2nd time he did it, he was booted.