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As soon as you head out 2-3 players on your team just start firing at islands and mountains.

You look around and some of your mates are crossing map from left to right and some right to left and some going backward some just sitting and 1 cruiser is waaaaay out in front of even the DDs etc. etc.

That one we all hear in chat at times before you even move out. "Defend the base!"

BBs just sit.  And sit. And sit. And sit.  Yes...just sit!

 

THIS has been my morning thus far. 1 win and 5 stomp azz losses.  See above ^  :Smile_facepalm::Smile_teethhappy:  Comment if ya want.

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When your team is still doing round robins in spawn circle while you are fighting for your life on one or the other sides...

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2 minutes ago, pyantoryng said:

When your team is still doing round robins in spawn circle while you are fighting for your life on one or the other sides...

Heh.  Well they are just trying to stay alive and see how things develop before they lose. :Smile_sceptic:

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CV yolo's into enemy cap, and spams in chat "you're welcome".

Well the CV part is true, but the "you're welcome" part came from WoT, same player in an IS4 would yolo every game and after dying type "you're welcome" in public chat.

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5 minutes ago, pyantoryng said:

When your team is still doing round robins in spawn circle while you are fighting for your life on one or the other sides...

+1 for you.. I know how you feel brother..

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When everyone lems to one side of the map, then subsequently become flanked and deep-sixed, all whilst yelling 'help' or 'request support'.

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6 minutes ago, SmirkingGerbil said:

CV yolo's into enemy cap, and spams in chat "you're welcome".

Well the CV part is true, but the "you're welcome" part came from WoT, same player in an IS4 would yolo every game and after dying type "you're welcome" in public chat.

To be fair, at least he used "You're" instead of "Your". He was trolling but he did it with actual style.

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I'm curious why it seems a lot of people think that a team is likely to lose because a player or two fire at an island? I see that mentioned a lot in these kind of threads.

I've done that before, though not with any sir of regularity, just to hear the guns fire and maybe see the arcs. Usually, it's because I need to swap ammo types and feel like firing the guns instead of double tapping the number key. And granted, I don't do this in ships with long main battery range, or if its been more than a few minutes in, when I'm guaranteed to nor be spotted.

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6 minutes ago, GhostSwordsman said:

I'm curious why it seems a lot of people think that a team is likely to lose because a player or two fire at a island? I see that mentioned a lot in these kind of threads.

I've done that before, though not with any sir of regularity, just to hear the guns fire and maybe see the arcs. Usually, it's because I need to swap ammo types and feel like firing the guns instead of double tapping the number key. And granted, I don't do this in ships with long main battery range, or if its been more than a few minutes in, when I'm guaranteed to nor be spotted.

I hear ya and indeed sometimes this is done for the reasons you mention.  I am talking about the types that just start to mindlessly shot over and over as soon a general quarters is sounded. Makes me wonder if they are there to play or fight. I know you get what I mean.  There is a difference. 

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35 minutes ago, GhostSwordsman said:

I'm curious why it seems a lot of people think that a team is likely to lose because a player or two fire at an island? I see that mentioned a lot in these kind of threads.

I've done that before, though not with any sir of regularity, just to hear the guns fire and maybe see the arcs. Usually, it's because I need to swap ammo types and feel like firing the guns instead of double tapping the number key. And granted, I don't do this in ships with long main battery range, or if its been more than a few minutes in, when I'm guaranteed to nor be spotted.

Just remember to use HE to start fires.  AP will never sink an island.  Islands OP.  Nerf them!

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... when a player on your team is playing Bismark as a "sniper"...

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7 minutes ago, _Big_Lou_ said:

... when a player on your team is playing Bismark as a "sniper"...

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Not always, but...

  • ...when there is Zero communication or consensus as to a battle plan.
  • ...when you do get consensus, half the team disregards the plan and goes their own way.
  • ...when half of the ships on your team are sporting no camo or flags or anything else.
  • ...when your BBs run and hide in the back of the map when the slightest amount of enemy fire is directed their way.

Again, these aren't always indicators of a losing team.  I'm sure I could go on, but gotta get back to work.

 

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By the way all.... less you think I am an elitist jerk I to have done some of the stupid stuff I put in my list. I am just an average player.  1 thing I don't do is sit on my azz.  That really bugs me when a player will not fight until it's too late. 

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everything you have noted so far, plus combinations of the following:

1) green team spawns south, or west, or southwest.

2) more than 2 TKers.

3) more than 2 AFKers.

4) 10 or more 'pay attention to square _____' from one player, and at least 3 of them are the square they are on.

5) not a word in battle chat. not. even. one.

6) #5 in combination with an even dispersion of the entire team, 360 degrees.

7) 2 full minutes of 'F'key fun.

8) bringing the wrong ship to battle. 

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You end up top scorer for your team with only 400pts....

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22 hours ago, RobertViktor68 said:

But, I like the other side.  Blame WG for spawning me in the wrong place.

Two blondes people of undetermined hair color are standing on opposite sides of a river.  One yells to the other, "How do I get to the other side."  The other replies, "But ... you are on the other side."

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22 hours ago, _Big_Lou_ said:

... when a player on your team is playing Bismark as a "sniper"...

I love my Bismarck.

photo shot-17.08.10_15.22.59-0318_zpss4smdvyk.jpg

 

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3 hours ago, Klaatu_Nicto said:

I love my Bismarck.

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258 Secondary hits.... You, sir, are not playing the Bismarck as a sniper. 

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