This is why we can't have submarines.

[HowitzerBlitzer]

[Dictonary]

Not again. =_=

[Edselman]

[Teahee]

but I want to fire Mk 48's at Yamatos 

[desmo_2]

I give this sub thread a pass.  First one ever...because I LOL'd.

[Chobittsu]

40 minutes ago, Apaosha said:

Welp I guess we can start from zero again on submarine threads.  MODERATORS PLEASE MOD OUT THIS THREAD THANK YOU 

[Umikami]

1 hour ago, Teahee said:

but I want to fire Mk 48's at Yamatos 

I want to fire Volkswagons at Yamato, from a catapult on the deck of my Imperial war barge, complete with booze, broads, and BBQ. I want topless slave women to push the Volkswagons onto the launching platform while I guzzle booze, down BBQ, and pass killer gas. I want a launch ceremony that includes a scantily clad yet nubile young woman prancing around the main deck, holding up a sign indicating the number of VW's fired, while the Mormon Tabernacle Choir chants "FARFEGNUGEN, FARFEGNUGEN ... " from the poop deck over and over again. I want a giant scoreboard at the stern to keep track of hits, glancing blows, and misses. And every time I get a direct hit, I  want the entire barge to shout, in unison "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LONELY, AT FARMERS ONLY DOT COM".

and I want to film it for America's Funniest Home Videos