How to be a successfull WTR snob

[Aussie_Aussie_Aussie]

After 14000 games over 3 servers since OBT I have finally worked out how to be successful in WOWS

I used to try and play the Objectives, support team mates, caps and using my BB's to tank damage.

I finally have worked out this is NOT how to be successful in this Game.

I have a new strategy... its radical and I don't know if anyone is really going to believe me or try this strategy :p

This is how to be successful in WOWS.. are you ready?

1. Never ever, under any circumstances play the objective.

2. Always sit at the back of the fleet and shoot at only long range targets.

         a; If a dd is closer and your in a cruiser do not ever fire at them cause you wont get much xp from shooting them, your better off shooting only at BB's only cause they give you the most xp

         b; If your a dd never ever cap until all other dd's are dead.. because other dd's that try this usually get sunk early, then they have the nerve to wonder why no one supported them.. silly dd's.

         c; If your in a BB, stay way back with the CV because they are the most important ships in the game.. without the CV the team cannot ever win .. no matter how bad a player he is the most important player in the game.

         d; If your a CV remember your the most important ship in the game. you never have to provide Air support for your team mates especially those one who are trying to play the objectives...

3. Playing the objective is never a good idea in fact its the worst thing you can do! The idea is to get as much damage as possible without ever worrying about winning the game. that is for other players who have some weird idea that objectives are important to winning the game.

4. Remember to always buy Doubloons and premium ships. Doubloons allow you to convert XP and use free XP to skip lower tier ships so you don't have to learn any skills or intricacies of the line your playing that might help you be one of those players that are silly enough to play the objective

5. Shoot at ships that other players have gotten down to very low health. Then you can get the recognition and XP for sinking it. some people call this unsportsman like behaviour but if you do this 5 times in a battle you get rewarded for it.. (what would they know)

6. This is the most important thing in the whole game so take notice or pay the consequences....... Stats... you need to be able to show everyone how much damage you have dealt, how many kills per game you get and how many high tier ships you have. This is the most important thing!!!!!

 

I used to be one of those silly players who tried to play the objective I order to help my team win... Fortunately I have finally worked out how ridiculous this strategy is... Yes I'm a bit slow up top but at least I finally worked it out.

 

I wish everyone all the best if you play like this then you can become great!!!!!

 

 

[212thAttackBattalion]

OI OI OI

Excellent guide.... will implement immediately

[aAkula]

Imagine playing the objective and still farming damage/wins.

You know you can do both right? It's called positioning.

[Mizzerys_Fate]

You had me until 2C...

Then I got the sarcasm.

 

Great observations of 98% of random play.

[pmgaudio]

 

[w4spl3g]

On 7/1/2017 at 9:36 PM, Aussie_Aussie_Aussie said:

After 14000 games over 3 servers since OBT I have finally worked out how to be successful in WOWS

I used to try and play the Objectives, support team mates, caps and using my BB's to tank damage.

I finally have worked out this is NOT how to be successful in this Game.

I have a new strategy... its radical and I don't know if anyone is really going to believe me or try this strategy :p

This is how to be successful in WOWS.. are you ready?

1. Never ever, under any circumstances play the objective.

2. Always sit at the back of the fleet and shoot at only long range targets.

         a; If a dd is closer and your in a cruiser do not ever fire at them cause you wont get much xp from shooting them, your better off shooting only at BB's only cause they give you the most xp

         b; If your a dd never ever cap until all other dd's are dead.. because other dd's that try this usually get sunk early, then they have the nerve to wonder why no one supported them.. silly dd's.

         c; If your in a BB, stay way back with the CV because they are the most important ships in the game.. without the CV the team cannot ever win .. no matter how bad a player he is the most important player in the game.

         d; If your a CV remember your the most important ship in the game. you never have to provide Air support for your team mates especially those one who are trying to play the objectives...

3. Playing the objective is never a good idea in fact its the worst thing you can do! The idea is to get as much damage as possible without ever worrying about winning the game. that is for other players who have some weird idea that objectives are important to winning the game.

4. Remember to always buy Doubloons and premium ships. Doubloons allow you to convert XP and use free XP to skip lower tier ships so you don't have to learn any skills or intricacies of the line your playing that might help you be one of those players that are silly enough to play the objective

5. Shoot at ships that other players have gotten down to very low health. Then you can get the recognition and XP for sinking it. some people call this unsportsman like behaviour but if you do this 5 times in a battle you get rewarded for it.. (what would they know)

6. This is the most important thing in the whole game so take notice or pay the consequences....... Stats... you need to be able to show everyone how much damage you have dealt, how many kills per game you get and how many high tier ships you have. This is the most important thing!!!!!

 

I used to be one of those silly players who tried to play the objective I order to help my team win... Fortunately I have finally worked out how ridiculous this strategy is... Yes I'm a bit slow up top but at least I finally worked it out.

 

I wish everyone all the best if you play like this then you can become great!!!!!

 

 

You don't need to do all that. Just play in a division and then post your sig line to look better than you are because a coordinated team on voice comms will always pub stomp ...

[Aussie_Aussie_Aussie]

Was sarcasm dude 07.. lol

[More_Witches]

On 7/4/2017 at 0:07 PM, Aussie_Aussie_Aussie said:

Moderated by Mezurashi.

 

I didn't realize the Tirpitz, Fuso, and Kurfurst were HE spammers 

Learn something new every day

Also:

>Complains about WTR

>Stat shames 

[aAkula]

On 7/4/2017 at 0:07 PM, Aussie_Aussie_Aussie said:

****

 

 

Wait, are you seriously trying to stat shame me, my solo stats?

I don't pay solo, i haven't played solo regularly since i first started this game, so rather than picking the stats you want to reaffirm your argument, post my overall stats that simply crapon yours.

 

Moderated by Mezurashi.

[probation_officer]

hi. enthusiastic +1  you might want to place this in the Guides section. it will be a tremendous help.

here's an unsolicited testimonial!!

before I tried Aussie X3's 'How To Become a WTR Snob Guide, I sucked. no matter what I tried, I could not 'git gud.' everybody laughed at me and trolled me till I cried. after only a few battles with a different approach, some attitude, a new plan for greatness and glory, buying a few (ten) thousand doubloons and a couple badly OPed ships, I became an overnite stat sensation!! now my signature wears real purple (lavender), and when I enter battle everybody fears and respects me. many times the red ships just run aground where I can kill steal from the back with ease!  anon.

here's another unsolicited testimonial...

tired of losing, and reading all the snarky comments in battle chat? you never have to read one again. you will be so busy racking up the krakens you won't have time to worry about your stupid potato team. my stats went from bad to rad in 3 days, and yours can too.  anon.

and finally....

don't kid yourself any more. there is no substitute for purchasing doubloons, OPed premium ships, and screwing your team mates out of kills and wins for stat glory. anon.

thank you for your hard work

[WhatIsTheOdds]

On 7/4/2017 at 1:42 PM, aAkula said:

 

Wait, are you seriously trying to stat shame me, my solo stats?

I don't pay solo, i haven't played solo regularly since i first started this game, so rather than picking the stats you want to reaffirm your argument, post my overall stats that simply crapon yours

 

Moderated by Mezurashi. 

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You're getting baited by an obvious troll. Although he did put a lot of effort into it. This is why downvotes need to exist. 

[aAkula]

Just now, NeoRussia said:

You're getting baited by an obvious troll. Although he did put a lot of effort into it. 

I'm fine with this, he often gets baited into deletion in random battles by the enemy.

[Aussie_Aussie_Aussie]

On 7/4/2017 at 1:42 PM, aAkula said:

 

Wait, are you seriously trying to stat shame me, my solo stats?

I don't pay solo, i haven't played solo regularly since i first started this game, so rather than picking the stats you want to reaffirm your argument, post my overall stats that simply crapon yours.

Moderated by Mezurashi.

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no play solo so you get carried a lot then..

as I said in the initial post... stats mean nothing if you only play for the last half of the match .. try capping and getting into "position" instead of camping in the back with all your sniping ships. Not one DD for capping! your Yamato stats prove my point... 47.2% solo and 62.59 % division...... stats mean nothing if your being carried by others!!!!!

So don't sit there showing off your stats while in a division then calling those who don't play in a division scrubs or potatoes'!

 

[aAkula]

22 minutes ago, Aussie_Aussie_Aussie said:

no play solo so you get carried a lot then..

as I said in the initial post... stats mean nothing if you only play for the last half of the match .. try capping and getting into "position" instead of camping in the back with all your sniping ships. Not one DD for capping! your Yamato stats prove my point... 47.2% solo and 62.59 % division...... stats mean nothing if your being carried by others!!!!!

So don't sit there showing off your stats while in a division then calling those who don't play in a division scrubs or potatoes'!

 

 

You can cheery pick my stats all day long, you're not even half the player I am. 

 

And if I recall, I've carried you to plenty of wins when you decided to suicide into a cap in your Des Monies. 

 

 

[Shadow_1964]

On ‎7‎/‎1‎/‎2017 at 5:36 PM, Aussie_Aussie_Aussie said:

After 14000 games over 3 servers since OBT I have finally worked out how to be successful in WOWS

I used to try and play the Objectives, support team mates, caps and using my BB's to tank damage.

I finally have worked out this is NOT how to be successful in this Game.

I have a new strategy... its radical and I don't know if anyone is really going to believe me or try this strategy :p

This is how to be successful in WOWS.. are you ready?

1. Never ever, under any circumstances play the objective.

2. Always sit at the back of the fleet and shoot at only long range targets.

         a; If a dd is closer and your in a cruiser do not ever fire at them cause you wont get much xp from shooting them, your better off shooting only at BB's only cause they give you the most xp

         b; If your a dd never ever cap until all other dd's are dead.. because other dd's that try this usually get sunk early, then they have the nerve to wonder why no one supported them.. silly dd's.

         c; If your in a BB, stay way back with the CV because they are the most important ships in the game.. without the CV the team cannot ever win .. no matter how bad a player he is the most important player in the game.

         d; If your a CV remember your the most important ship in the game. you never have to provide Air support for your team mates especially those one who are trying to play the objectives...

3. Playing the objective is never a good idea in fact its the worst thing you can do! The idea is to get as much damage as possible without ever worrying about winning the game. that is for other players who have some weird idea that objectives are important to winning the game.

4. Remember to always buy Doubloons and premium ships. Doubloons allow you to convert XP and use free XP to skip lower tier ships so you don't have to learn any skills or intricacies of the line your playing that might help you be one of those players that are silly enough to play the objective

5. Shoot at ships that other players have gotten down to very low health. Then you can get the recognition and XP for sinking it. some people call this unsportsman like behaviour but if you do this 5 times in a battle you get rewarded for it.. (what would they know)

6. This is the most important thing in the whole game so take notice or pay the consequences....... Stats... you need to be able to show everyone how much damage you have dealt, how many kills per game you get and how many high tier ships you have. This is the most important thing!!!!!

 

I used to be one of those silly players who tried to play the objective I order to help my team win... Fortunately I have finally worked out how ridiculous this strategy is... Yes I'm a bit slow up top but at least I finally worked it out.

 

I wish everyone all the best if you play like this then you can become great!!!!!

 

 

"F" Yeah! I'm ON it!